11 definitions by Al Berich

An explosive poop smoothie, often expelled just before toilet touchdown, leaving a disgusting map of shit on the bowl.
Alice, don't come in yet -- I still need to flush my projectile diarrhea off the bowl!
by Al Berich October 21, 2018
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Assigned place in a sequence of participants, usually for a nasty task.
Manure needs to be shoveled out of the stable every day -- if it's Thursday it's my turn in the barrel.
by Al Berich July 8, 2018
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Ralph, I just had a surprise and need to change my underwear.
by Al Berich October 22, 2018
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Severe underbite -- when it smells like pussy but it tastes like shit.
She smells great but tastes funny -- I must have severe underbite.
by Al Berich October 3, 2020
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When your finger pokes through the toilet paper.
Eew, while on the toilet my finger did something disgusting.
by Al Berich May 25, 2021
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I was on the toilet when projectile flatus sent a turd down so hard it splashed water onto my ass.
by Al Berich January 21, 2019
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