Bacation

When on takes the important/unimportant time out of their day to read the Bacon Blogs on Urban Dictionary.

I was tired of doing real work, so I took a bacation for some good laughs.
Dude, I was taking a bacation and I found this incredible genius term- bacon love - look it up!
I was bacationing and found out I'm a bit bacon and nails more often than one should be.
After all this bacationing, I found a deep desire to earn the Bacon Beard with a Bacon Banjo, Bacon Nipple, and cause a bacon loop.

by Bacationer May 25, 2010

"CHEW"bacca

when you chew on a girls super hairy pusy and then gargle the juice and spit it back in her kuch

yo i "CHEW"bacca'd ians mom last night and she screamed

by iwilldominateu April 14, 2010

bachelor blight

The condition that happens to the living space of any bachelor. Characterized by piled papers on the table, dirty dishes on the sink and laundry everywhere except for where it should be.

I have to go home and deal with the bachelor blight in my apartment before friends show up.

by Anon October 29, 2007

Geographic Bachelor

A man who is married, and travels for work a lot and claims he's bachelor while traveling away from home.

A man who works away from home alot, and never sees his family. And claims he is single while traveling and is away from his spouse.

I'm a Geographic Bachelor, meet me in houston.

by The prey June 5, 2010

bacano

Spanish (beaner) word that means "cool".

Esa camisa es muy bacana.
translation: That shirt is very cool.

by Dasrik September 28, 2003

bachelorize

When a man gets dumped by his girlfriend and tries to cover up his humiliation by doing any of the following:
Buy a new wardrobe, buy some new electronics(tv, game system and games, new stereo, air conditioner) for the "bachelor pad", etc.

I called "so and so" this week to see how he was doing after I dumped him and he said he felt great. He went to Kmart and bought some clothes, an air conditioner, and digital cable. It was sad to see him blow all his money on getting bachelorized.

by bluehoneykitty February 10, 2008

Bacalao

That portuguese word you say to piss of people from that country. Yes it means fish...

Linda where is my bacalao!!!

by skiwifiball December 27, 2014