Urban Yogurt Trap

a tiny bit of dog or cat shit under half a container of yogurt covered in jizz so when the victim eats it they eat the nasty surprise

my bully will just be a victim of my Urban Yogurt Trap

by Wertwert3612 January 29, 2025

Post Yogurt

Musician Post Malone's name given at birth. Post Yogurt as a name was discouraged by his gang stalkers so, you know.

Antagonist: That Post Yogurt album was ill-conceived and lacking in form.

Protagonist: Fuck you and your antiquated name for Post Malone.

Fin

by Mikie Mike and the Miketones April 8, 2023

yogurt flute

Another word for the male appendage (dick)

Yo man, your yogurt flute is hanging out of your pants, put that thing away.

by ftothek June 17, 2022

Yogurt Effect

When you mix diary-based beverages (milk, bailey's, etc.) with highly acidic ingredients (lime juice, sloe gin, etc.) and the resulting mixture coagulates into a yogurt consistency. Also commonly known as the cement mixer effect.

"Today we're gonna create a shooter that may, if you use the right sloe gin, give you a yogurt effect"

by TangyBBQ May 1, 2025

yogurt you

Yogurt you is a term for finishing on your partners face and then letting it sit and coagulate to the consistency of yogurt.

Jim: "And Sarah told me to yogurt her man, no lie"

Jack: "So she just sat there and let it coagulate?? Freaky."

Yogurt you, the action of finishing on your partners face and letting it coagulate.

by L0ng_d0ng_silv3r May 10, 2016

Cranberry Yogurt

When one has sex on their period and their discharge combines with semen.

Last night Greg and I fr made Cranberry Yogurt, relieved my cramps so nice.

by Poona the Fuck Dog May 3, 2018

Yogurt ass

Counterintuitive. Not a fit ass. An ass that jiggles and has the consistency of yogurt. The best kind. Jiggly and soft. Moves back at you.

She kept walking in front of me in Target, and she had a yogurt ass. It just jiggled and moved as it pleased.

by Mcgwicko April 17, 2021