Wikipedia

The most holy and reliable font of knowledge mercifully forsaken to us by the redeemer Jim Wales.

Teacher: it says in your essay that ammonia was first artificially formed in a heat / pressure equilibrium monitored spherical container from the principle ingredients of ammo and...
Student: ah, that would the part I ripped of wikipedia...

by Fromadripunderpressure February 2, 2019

Wikipedia

Is a CIA run operation ran by a weasel by the name of Jimmy Wales

That zionist jimmy Wales runs Wikipedia with no known income

by Louis HaHa December 15, 2019

Wikipedia-Bored

A state of being so bored you start reading WikiPedia entries about anything that comes to mind. It takes a while to pass.

I've been reading Wikipedia entries for 2 hours. I guess I have a severe case of Wikipedia-bored.

by Vinnnny9 April 1, 2020

Wikipedia

a website that teachers hate for some reason

Teacher: ok begin your research task. don't state Wikipedia as your source as it is UNRELIABLE.

Student: :(

by dicedTomatoes May 21, 2020

Wikipedia

More reliable than your crappy school sources that haven’t been updated since 2000 and do not have any proof of this info by any means.
School is Hell.

Teachers: don’t use Wikipedia
The fact checkers and people who update the info weekly: Mike/Sully face

by Flamingtire101 June 26, 2020

Wikipedia

The thing that gives you (almost) trustable information for work, and what teachers don't allow students to use.

Teacher: "Ok class you can search up the info anywhere"
Me: "Ok ill open wikipedia"
Teacher: Don't use that! they can edit information"

by Blaze, Agent Blaze . . . August 9, 2020

wikipedia

The place where nerds go to spend their time reading.

Wikipedia is an encyclopedia that is developed by it's community. There are 54 million articles on wikipedia. Wikipedia's administration is strict. On Wikipedia, there are rarely any good articles. Most of Wikipedia's 54 million articles are lingually complex, uninforming and tend to make little sense.

Lol, Jared is a nerd, he's reading a Wikipedia article on the mongolian empire. Ahhahahahahhahahaha...

by loowithdoo123 September 13, 2020