tallahassee two-hand tug

grabbing the base of the penis with one hand and the tip of the penis with the other. then proceed to jolt your clenched hands together up and down the shaft of the penis until ejaculation.

Cassidy gave Justin such a good tallahassee two-hand tug that he could barely hold it in.

by Justine Escobar October 28, 2010

Tug-o-war

Commonly used to describe a child's game, in modern time it describes two men using ether super glue or epoxy to ad-hear their genitalia together. Once their stuck to together they then proceed to pull in opposite directions until something gives or someone gives up. In old days the Tug-o-war was used as a punishment for homosexuality but to day it is more of a "adult game".

I wonder who won the Tug-o-war, Peat Wence or Lady Gaga.

by exodus_to_anarchy August 3, 2010

give your balls a tug

Man up. Get on with it. Get serious.

A: I think I have a chance with Rachel.

B: Rachel? She's way out of your league, give your balls a tug.

by Mako like the Shark May 19, 2019

give your balls a tug

Do something with your sex life you fucking pheasant

Give your balls a tug you tit fucker

by From letterkenny June 26, 2016

Singles Game of Tug of War

A singles game of Tug of War is simply masterbation.

Jane caught Bob playing a singles game of tug of war.

by TooSick4U March 14, 2006

tug ma i

I am gut backwards. refering to a person named gut. See definition for gut.

Gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut gut

by Jonny wa November 28, 2004

tug-o-war with the Cyclops

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
a date with Pam and her five friends
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Failing to find someone to fuck after the club, Jimmy resorted to a tug-o-war with the Cyclops."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003