tragistry

tra-gis-try

n. pl. tra-gis-tries
Dervied from: root word tragess, meaning:
1.
a. An uncalcuable heurisic tool that explicates emotions of sorrow.
b. A rating system involving emotion.

Examples:

a. Anna's house fire was a complete tragistry.

b. A psychologist used the Tragistry Scale to categorize Billy's emotional response to the circumcision of his imaginary friend.

by Dr. Kevin Cesee, PhD. cognitive clinical psychology November 3, 2005

tragiculous

sad to the point of being laughable

That poor guy who had to eat the world's largest cheeto over the world's most expensive keyboard was just absolutely tragiculous.

by WinnieCooper April 28, 2009

tragigay

A tradgic (in any sense- appearance, attitude, etc.) gay man.

Man, he's such a tragigay!

by GayInDaSouth August 20, 2009

Tragesty

An event both tragic and a travesty.

These people are out of work, and can't afford food. It's a tragesty!

by Debserver December 27, 2009

Tragedize

Verb. To strike down with tragedy or tragic irony; Most often brought about by uncontrollable forces.

Billy's date was tragedized by the unexpected arrival of his mother, who had yet to take her meds

by AmadeusAmadeus April 19, 2010

Tragecide

Noun. The act of striking a situation with sudden tragedy or tragic irony. See Tragedize

Although John was guilty of heinous tragecide, egging Billy with his own eggs before his interview was pretty funny.

by AmadeusAmadeus April 19, 2010

Tragina

A freshly established 'gina on a man after surgery.

Gant, have you seen Swindle's new tragina?

by Sam Yun October 20, 2010