by Aimee C. September 19, 2005
a) At RiteAid of Bolton Hill a woman is reading her weekly horoscope in the National Enquirer. She swells "Oh my! Just look at this tragesty!" acknowledging that her astrological forecast for the week promises extraordinary challenges and a high probability of misfortune. She checks her standing and counts 10 tubes of Benzedrex in the basket and five more concealed within her tote bag. Realizing that this is quite an ordinary count she gasps "Darnell! I told you to get the Benzedrex! What are you doing standing around for?" She relaxes as the preparations progress and opens to a different page of the tabloid. Floating about is an unwarranted-full-page-at-the-beach photo of Lindsay Lohan cursing her very sun. The women notes that the page is without tragesty or tragedy, but the actress's bathing suit is decidedly a travesty.
"Oh yes it willsbe" in whispers to herself. her brows raise "Yes it willsssbeee." She is next to checkout. An all-magical-ninety six hour-nonstop-triptastic-spectacle of expeditionary proportions is about to begin. Onward to the City of Stars and Lindsay Lohan's Magnificent Mountains! The destination pleases Darnell "Oh yes it willsbe" he acutely agrees.
2) The cokeheads at the bus stop are eager to board the train of tragesties.
"Oh yes it willsbe" in whispers to herself. her brows raise "Yes it willsssbeee." She is next to checkout. An all-magical-ninety six hour-nonstop-triptastic-spectacle of expeditionary proportions is about to begin. Onward to the City of Stars and Lindsay Lohan's Magnificent Mountains! The destination pleases Darnell "Oh yes it willsbe" he acutely agrees.
2) The cokeheads at the bus stop are eager to board the train of tragesties.
by myspace.com/theslimeys January 11, 2009
by Cleatus March 09, 2003
any grotesque or debased likeness or imitation; a lamentable, dreadful, or fatal event or affair; calamity; disaster.
The combination of the words travesty and tragedy.
COmmonly used to describe the current decline of today's youth in reference to who they idolize.
The combination of the words travesty and tragedy.
COmmonly used to describe the current decline of today's youth in reference to who they idolize.
There was a huge car crash today, it was a total tragesty.
Justin Bieber is still a trending topic on Twitter. America's youth is a such a tragesty.
Justin Bieber is still a trending topic on Twitter. America's youth is a such a tragesty.
by MrFSU May 18, 2010
by Debserver December 27, 2009
by physprite July 06, 2014
It's a tragic travesty. Basically when someone says something that makes no sense and you can't do anything but watch the travesty unfold leading to them losing thier wits
Person one: Yo sun up dude!
Person two in their mind:
What a tragesty of a person.
Person two also out loud: get back hippie trash
Person one: yo I'm not afraid of you
Person two: get back your tragestic ass now before I call the ambulance
Person one flees
Person two in their mind:
What a tragesty of a person.
Person two also out loud: get back hippie trash
Person one: yo I'm not afraid of you
Person two: get back your tragestic ass now before I call the ambulance
Person one flees
by The Jibbling Jobe April 02, 2022