tragistry

tra-gis-try

n. pl. tra-gis-tries
Dervied from: root word tragess, meaning:
1.
a. An uncalcuable heurisic tool that explicates emotions of sorrow.
b. A rating system involving emotion.

Examples:

a. Anna's house fire was a complete tragistry.

b. A psychologist used the Tragistry Scale to categorize Billy's emotional response to the circumcision of his imaginary friend.

by Dr. Kevin Cesee, PhD. cognitive clinical psychology November 3, 2005

thirst trapistry

The collective feeling or sense of artistic horniess or attention grabbing a piece of art can give the viewer a sense of.

Yo Erika posts nothing but selfie dawg. No you simp! You are missing the divine thirst trapistry of her catalog.

by Chuck Abernathy June 17, 2021

tragesty

some terribly sad calamity; a combination of tragedy and travesty

"I broke my nail... what a tragesty!"

by Aimee C. September 28, 2005

tragesty

tragesty = tragedy + travesty

a) At RiteAid of Bolton Hill a woman is reading her weekly horoscope in the National Enquirer. She swells "Oh my! Just look at this tragesty!" acknowledging that her astrological forecast for the week promises extraordinary challenges and a high probability of misfortune. She checks her standing and counts 10 tubes of Benzedrex in the basket and five more concealed within her tote bag. Realizing that this is quite an ordinary count she gasps "Darnell! I told you to get the Benzedrex! What are you doing standing around for?" She relaxes as the preparations progress and opens to a different page of the tabloid. Floating about is an unwarranted-full-page-at-the-beach photo of Lindsay Lohan cursing her very sun. The women notes that the page is without tragesty or tragedy, but the actress's bathing suit is decidedly a travesty.

"Oh yes it willsbe" in whispers to herself. her brows raise "Yes it willsssbeee." She is next to checkout. An all-magical-ninety six hour-nonstop-triptastic-spectacle of expeditionary proportions is about to begin. Onward to the City of Stars and Lindsay Lohan's Magnificent Mountains! The destination pleases Darnell "Oh yes it willsbe" he acutely agrees.

2) The cokeheads at the bus stop are eager to board the train of tragesties.

by myspace.com/theslimeys January 11, 2009

tragisty

any act or instance that is both are tragedy and a travesty.

What a tragisty Paul will never recover his vinyl collection. It is a tragedy to lose ones belongings but also a travesty they were lost to a supposed friend.

by On Par June 16, 2009

Tragesty

any grotesque or debased likeness or imitation; a lamentable, dreadful, or fatal event or affair; calamity; disaster.

The combination of the words travesty and tragedy.

COmmonly used to describe the current decline of today's youth in reference to who they idolize.

There was a huge car crash today, it was a total tragesty.

Justin Bieber is still a trending topic on Twitter. America's youth is a such a tragesty.

by MrFSU May 18, 2010

Travisty

To be overly dramatic about a disappointment, a let down, bummer or something tragic.

John : I was walking down the road when I reached for my last cigarette that was behind my ear and I noticed that it has been completely ruin by sweat.

Travis: That is a Travisty!

by Tab1488 June 13, 2017