verb: to float down a creek on a often homemade inflatable raft for a minimum of at least 4 hours.Named after one of the original rafts. Particularly popular in small towns where there aren't many things to do for fun. Lucy Tampooning is almost always done under the influence of marijuana and/or alcoholic beverages.
The snow is melting, it will be lucy tampooning season soon.
I cant wait for it to rain, the creek isnt high enough to go lucy tampooning.
Roll a blunt its tampooning time
I cant wait for it to rain, the creek isnt high enough to go lucy tampooning.
Roll a blunt its tampooning time
by nickysmalls June 20, 2011
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Get the tampon mug.When a gay guy gets banged too often up the ass, and one day it just doesn't close up afterwards. So, the guy has to wear a tampon up his ass so all the crap doesn't fall out all over the place.
Guy in bathroom stall: Anyone got an ass tampon?!!!?!?!!!?! I forgot a spare!!!!!!!
*Everyone runs out of bathroom*
*Everyone runs out of bathroom*
by klrpenguin66 July 2, 2004
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Nick: "Dude take the tampon out and do it!!!!"
Nick: "Dude take the tampon out and do it!!!!"
by Nick Schauble May 3, 2008
Get the Take The Tampon Out mug.for girls only: what to say to people who piss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves instead of saying suck my tits. taken from the male term suck my dick. also gets people to shut up
example 1:
guy: i heard u give great bj's wanna suck my dick
girl: suck my tampon
example 2:
dad: where the hell were u last night
daughter: out with friends
dad: give me ur phone and keys to the car ur grounded for a month
daughter: suck my tampon
guy: i heard u give great bj's wanna suck my dick
girl: suck my tampon
example 2:
dad: where the hell were u last night
daughter: out with friends
dad: give me ur phone and keys to the car ur grounded for a month
daughter: suck my tampon
by ciroc b October 31, 2010
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Red haired children have been historically branded as offspring of “unclean” sex. This has earned them taunts such as “red-knob” or “tampon tops.”
Red haired children have been historically branded as offspring of “unclean” sex. This has earned them taunts such as “red-knob” or “tampon tops.”
by Shleyb April 6, 2006
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