count cristo

A reference to the greatest tale of revenge ever spun: Alexandre Dumas' "the Count of Monte Cristo". Used to convey one's intent to reap complete and utter vengeance upon a person or persons, by taking away literally everything they consider worth anything at all, including both things they love deeply, and even things that just mildly entertain them. The victim will be left with absolutely nothing to live for, but death will be denied them.

"Mark ate my last poptart?! Oh HELL no! I'm bout to Count Cristo that BITCH!"

by Doomus May 22, 2016

Count Choculas Surprise

The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...

“Dude I gave my girl a Count Choculas Surprise last night and she never saw it cumming”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

Count Meme Lord

1. Someone who takes Memes way too far
2. A MemeLord with a high opinion of themselves to the point they exalt or profit from their own memes
3. Someone who is hilarious or a weird person that obsesses over memes
4. Any persons who are a living meme
5. A Meme god who has incarnated into human form but still somehow remains a meme.

I will never forget that Count Meme Lord because he wouldn't shut up about the meme of the day.

by Nude Monkey June 6, 2022

Joseph Alexander Martinez Is The Leader Of Latin Counts, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

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😱: Joseph Alexander Martinez Is The Leader Of Latin Counts, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

Count

Then get counting science-bitch!

Hym "If the studies don't already exist... Do the fucking studies then! Get a head-count of who's doing all the fucking, get a dick measurement, and acknowledge the the fact that you conflate FUCKING and RELATIONSHIPS for the sake of your argument. Because the studies that there ARE show that for 'short term mating selection' it's <6. That's who's having all the short term success. Stop bring up RELATIONSHIPS. Nobody give a fuck about a relationship. And I don't need evidence if 'I have reasons that justify the proposition.' Do the study! Get a count of who's having all the sex. Get a dick measurement. Get a count of the woman who have a preference their selection is based upon. And then experience being wrong."

by Hym Iam October 8, 2023

bacon count

the number of fat people you’ve fucked

what’s your bacon count?

well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.

by madsky kaylook August 27, 2023

Nary a count

Old Southern slang describing something that is good or of high quality.

Were those biscuits and gravy any good? Yes, they were nary a count.

by Dig Bick McGee February 6, 2022