by bobsegar May 7, 2009
Get the St. Mark's School of Texas mug.The term "Texas Tea" was originally used to describe oil, and was popularized by the hit 1960s television show, The Beverly Hillbillies: "Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea."
Today, the term can also be found in your local bar as it represents the name of a mixed drink, also by the same name:
Texas Tea:
2 oz Tequila
2 oz Rum
2 oz Vodka
2 oz Gin
2 oz Bourbon Whiskey
2 oz Triple Sec
2 oz Sweet and Sour Mix
Coca-Cola
Today, the term can also be found in your local bar as it represents the name of a mixed drink, also by the same name:
Texas Tea:
2 oz Tequila
2 oz Rum
2 oz Vodka
2 oz Gin
2 oz Bourbon Whiskey
2 oz Triple Sec
2 oz Sweet and Sour Mix
Coca-Cola
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude. Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude. Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
by Giskard July 6, 2004
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A Drink originated in Texas that has Sprite DM Exlior Dimetapp and Jolly ranchers.
Some people also prefer it to Purple Drank
except cheap and safer
Some people also prefer it to Purple Drank
except cheap and safer
by TX DTAPP January 27, 2008
Get the texas dtapp mug.A town that is chock full of ignorant wannabes with their rope on the rear view roaring past fuzzys trying to bust the eardrum on some barrel racer eager to be hangin on some kinda wood that night. Coke addicts, alcohoics, felons, users, abusers, and daddy issues. You’ll get your ass whooped if you say Weatherford is better. It has unbearable heat in summer. A shit ton of mullets. Has no taco bueno. At night you take your ass to Bostocks, City Limits, Bar C, Rockin P where you’ll run into people of all sorts. Maybe your best bud or maybe that asshole from fuzzys that busted YOUR eardrum instead of the buckle bunny’s on the patio next you that’s now clinging to some “retired” bull rider that says he rode at Lonestar and has the Boot Barn buckle to prove it. From there you go back to your apartment, dorm, or rent house,.. clear the coors light cans from your bed and pass the fuck out. Repeat.
by IWannaBeAKowboyyBaabbyyyy February 7, 2018
Get the stephenville texas mug.One of the biggest states in America. Unfortunately, it has fallen prey to the biggest negative stereotypes in America, most of which come from people who have never even been to the place.
Ironically, one of the biggest stereotypes that Texas faces is that everyone there is racist. The people that follow this belief are racist themselves, not to mention hypocritical, for believing the stereotype.
I am a Texan. I do not fall under any of the stereotypes that are floating around. Any ignorant bastard that believes them can go fuck themselves.
Ironically, one of the biggest stereotypes that Texas faces is that everyone there is racist. The people that follow this belief are racist themselves, not to mention hypocritical, for believing the stereotype.
I am a Texan. I do not fall under any of the stereotypes that are floating around. Any ignorant bastard that believes them can go fuck themselves.
Dipshit: So where are you from?
Texan: I'm from Texas.
Dipshit: What? Fuck you! I bet you have sex with your sister every night wearing a cowboy outfit and country music on the stereo on full-blast! Why don't you just burn and die you racist bastard!
Texan: Um... I hate country music, I've never worn anything that a cowboy would wear, I'm not racist, and having sex with relatives is illegal even in Texas, and I wouldn't want to do that anyway...
Dipshit: Huh? Is it really illegal?
Texan: ...You've never been to Texas, have you?
Dipshit: Well, no...
Texan: Damn hypocritical racists...
Texan: I'm from Texas.
Dipshit: What? Fuck you! I bet you have sex with your sister every night wearing a cowboy outfit and country music on the stereo on full-blast! Why don't you just burn and die you racist bastard!
Texan: Um... I hate country music, I've never worn anything that a cowboy would wear, I'm not racist, and having sex with relatives is illegal even in Texas, and I wouldn't want to do that anyway...
Dipshit: Huh? Is it really illegal?
Texan: ...You've never been to Texas, have you?
Dipshit: Well, no...
Texan: Damn hypocritical racists...
by A.Proud.Texan December 22, 2010
Get the Texas mug.When one inserts a large texas toasted sausage link (with the diameter of 6 inches) into the anus of their partner and twists it while slowly pushing it upward until it reaches the intestines, forcing them to rotate there body in an attempt to adjust their self into a comfortable position.
the other night, me and my wife did the texas twist. i turned the sausage so fast she twisted and kicked me right in the face.
by Qtip 29 June 27, 2011
Get the Texas Twist mug.A sex position. When a male and a female are about to engage in intercourse, the male pulls down the female's pants in a way that they turn inside out as they come off, but stop so that they remain around the ankles. Finally the legs are lifted up so that the trousers catch around the back of the neck keeping them locked in the upright position.
Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.
Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.
Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.
by n.l.c. December 11, 2008
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