ball tossing

Swapping nut juice with your bois

Yo, me and the boys were ball tossing last night.

by Ball tosser September 17, 2021

mazel toss

The act of using a bagel stuffed with cream cheese and lox into the whole and masturbating with it and then exclaiming "Mazel Toss!!" while ejaculating. Various sexual fantasies can be fulfilled with using different types of bagels.

Simon: I thought I heard someone scream in pain and turned out it was just Saul. He was finishing a Mazel Toss when I walked in on him. Disgusting! He used the rest of my lox too.
Bernie: Nightmare! Was he using pumpernickel again? He likes 'em dark.
Simon: No, but it was a mini bagel. I think he like 'em young too.

by von groovy May 27, 2017

bisquit toss

To physically assault an individual, usually resulting in said individual being rendered unconscious.

If you don't get out of my face you're gonna get a bisquit toss!

by h8uall May 2, 2006

Toss the Willy

Toss the Willy USA, Southrn slang, to get rid of the toilet.

This apartment is a wreck, let’s put new tile in the bath, and “Toss the Willy”.

by Meanlandlord September 18, 2018

Tossing Lightning

The moment when a man's bladder is unloaded whilst ejaculating, resulting in a mixture of urine and semen shooting out uncontrollably. Some accounts describe the experience as spiritual, while others have dubbed it as one of the most horrific ordeals a body can be subjected to.

Bobby got plastered last night and ended up tossing lightning over at Kelly's apartment. She was pissed!

by Xtan Lee December 4, 2015

bag of toss

bag of toss

1. noun: A bag full of seminal fluid, otherwise referred to as "toss"

2. adjective: Used to describe something so bad that the adjectives piece of toss, or merely toss is no longer suffice to describe its inherent tossness.

Sometimes hyphenated, said as one word.
"Johnny Depp is a bag of toss."

"Tim Burton would love to give Johnny Depp a bag of toss.

by Milky Bomb May 11, 2014

dumple tossing

when a flaming bag of turds is launched using a small to large sized catapult across a large distance.

Man i hit that guys house hard with that flaming bag. What a great dumple tossing.

by nilly jean May 22, 2008