Vulva Hangover

After a period of long masturbation (after a period of Macrastinating), the vulva becomes prune-like and a deep purple.

I went on vacation and really needed to masturbate, but now I have a vulva hangover.

by JJthejessplane September 9, 2022

Rage Hangover

When something makes you angry for so long that even when you've moved past it, you're still angry and moody.

Person a: "Did you see the Brett Kavanaugh interview?"

Person b: "Yeah, I've been angry for days, and now I have a rage hangover."

by Raleeanna October 5, 2018

Buffet Hangover

The result of one eating until their stomach is at, or over, the limit of what it can contain. People commonly are diagnosed with "buffet hangover" at places where there is no limit to how much one can eat, such as a buffet or events/holidays which involve large quantities of food.

The common symptoms of "buffet hangover" include;
- laziness
- drowsiness
- stomach pains
- nausea

Depending on your age and what you ate, other symptoms may include;
- heart-burn
- food poisoning
- diarrhea
- excessive vomiting

Example 1:
"Man, I should not have went to that party on an empty stomach. I totally had a buffet hangover!"

Example 2:
"Jack had a buffet hangover at that new all-you-can-eat place. He spent all night barfing up a storm!"

by BrianDZ August 6, 2016

Unearned Hangover

A hangover resulting from a night of non-excessive drinking.

Vic: "If I would have know I'd have an unearned hangover after only four gin and tonics I would have drank more."

by Power Droid August 6, 2010

hangover piss

The piss you take the day after partying... Marked by an amber color due to massive dehydration

Person 1: Dude, took the hangover piss already.. i need some fucking water.
Person 2: Word.

by mastasippa December 20, 2014

Hangover Purgatory

1. When one is too hung over to get out of bed in the morning, but also too hung over to fall back asleep.

2. The unbelievable dizziness and nausea experienced the morning following a night of heavy alcohol intake, which makes sleeping unattainable and waking up unbearable

I had so many shots of tequila last night, I was in total hangover purgatory this morning

by Bones Malones March 16, 2012

Phantom hangover

A hangover that is caused by the body being conditioned to consumption of alcohol, and triggered by memory/repetition.

If every Friday you get drunk, and have a hangover every Saturday as a result, your body becomes conditioned to feeling hungover upon waking up every Saturday.

If one friday you do not drink, but wake up feeling hungover anyway, due to your body just plain being used to the routine, you are the victim of a phantom hangover.

***Not an official medical condition, but it happens.

"You look like you had some fun last night."

"No, I didn't drink at all, but I got a phantom hangover!"

by BeppoMonger January 25, 2016