teds

A synonym for cannabis or marijuana. An abbreviation of "Ted Nugents," this parlance aims, ineffectively, to subvert the attention of the authorities.

Often, the reason for such failure is simple: the resultant sentence becomes woefully incoherent to the untrained ear. To the trained ear, it is obviously a pseudonym for a type of drugs.

Dude! Can I get some of those teds from you?

I start to get my panties all twisted when i don't have my teds!

Broheim has some dank-ass teds.

by Ted A. Nugent May 8, 2009

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terdstomper

a person who steps on terds as their job

Matt, the BOSS, is a terdstomper for life.

by Scott Re May 15, 2008

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tardstrong

very retarded.
See also "tardostrong".

You tardstrong, boy! Or, in observing something totally stupid, in place of saying, "Wow, that's stupid" or "What the hell is he thinking?" you could say "Tardstrong" or "That's pretty damned tardstrong!"

by Fuzz Daddy November 20, 2007

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Tardsmack

One who is dumb, stupid - an utter dumbass.

Retard + Smack = Tardsmack.

John, I swear you can be such a tardsmack sometimes.

by Tiffany A December 29, 2007

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Tardsitting

Tardsitting is the unenviable task of communicating with, or at least attempting to, an intellectually challenged person on a blog, thread, wall or discussion board.

It is often described as being akin to 'banging one's head against a wall'

Erin O:"Hey Ivan, I saw your 'battle' with Harriet on the discussion board yesterday.

Ivan:"Fucking frustrating, I don't know why I bother sometimes?"

Erin O:"It's in your nature and tardsitting is your forte"

by Erin O and Ivan K. March 6, 2009

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