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teds

tits or boobs that are as big as human heads
Bob: "Damn dude jessica got some nice pair of teds."

James: "yeah man her boobs are as big as someone's head."
by noochpam205 October 26, 2009
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Teds

Abbreviations of Tooheys Extra Dry. One of the best beers for getting pissed on as a teenager/any age
Person A: Oi man I just us a carton of teds
Person B: Fucking well done man
by ShaunB92 January 9, 2009
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teds

A synonym for cannabis or marijuana. An abbreviation of "Ted Nugents," this parlance aims, ineffectively, to subvert the attention of the authorities.

Often, the reason for such failure is simple: the resultant sentence becomes woefully incoherent to the untrained ear. To the trained ear, it is obviously a pseudonym for a type of drugs.
Dude! Can I get some of those teds from you?

I start to get my panties all twisted when i don't have my teds!

Broheim has some dank-ass teds.
by Ted A. Nugent May 8, 2009
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teds

Abbreviation for testies
A term used to describe your testicals
kicked in the teds
me teds are sweaty
score teds
swollen teds
by richard lawrie November 23, 2006
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TEDS

Trump and Elon Derangement Syndrome (TEDS) refers to an informal, hyperbolic term used to describe an intense, often irrational aversion or obsession with former U.S. President Donald Trump and entrepreneur Elon Musk.

Symptoms might include:

• An exaggerated focus on the negative aspects of Trump's and Musk's actions, statements, or policies.

• Frequent, emotionally charged discussions or social media posts about them, often characterized by a lack of nuance or context.

• A tendency to attribute all societal or business problems to these two individuals, regardless of their actual influence on the issue.

• Dismissal of any positive actions or achievements by Trump or Musk without consideration.

Origins: This term was famously coined by X user cerwinliveIG.
“It looks like somebody is suffering from TEDS over there!”
by HighlyCaffeinated February 17, 2025
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teds ipad

An iPad that belongs to a guy named Ted
Omg Kelly. It's teds iPad
by J.DAWGdizzle May 23, 2016
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Pete Teds

Sexy as fuck, the big ding, a champion amongst men. An awesome guy that is fun, sexy and random.
‘I wish I had a Pete Teds’ ‘Pete teds. What a dreamy fucker
by FunkyGiraffe9 January 17, 2022
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