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Bob: "Damn dude jessica got some nice pair of teds."
James: "yeah man her boobs are as big as someone's head."
James: "yeah man her boobs are as big as someone's head."
teds by noochpam205 October 26, 2009
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teds
A synonym for cannabis or marijuana. An abbreviation of "Ted Nugents," this parlance aims, ineffectively, to subvert the attention of the authorities.
Often, the reason for such failure is simple: the resultant sentence becomes woefully incoherent to the untrained ear. To the trained ear, it is obviously a pseudonym for a type of drugs.
Often, the reason for such failure is simple: the resultant sentence becomes woefully incoherent to the untrained ear. To the trained ear, it is obviously a pseudonym for a type of drugs.
Dude! Can I get some of those teds from you?
I start to get my panties all twisted when i don't have my teds!
Broheim has some dank-ass teds.
I start to get my panties all twisted when i don't have my teds!
Broheim has some dank-ass teds.
teds by Ted A. Nugent May 8, 2009
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teds by richard lawrie November 23, 2006
TEDS
Trump and Elon Derangement Syndrome (TEDS) refers to an informal, hyperbolic term used to describe an intense, often irrational aversion or obsession with former U.S. President Donald Trump and entrepreneur Elon Musk.
Symptoms might include:
• An exaggerated focus on the negative aspects of Trump's and Musk's actions, statements, or policies.
• Frequent, emotionally charged discussions or social media posts about them, often characterized by a lack of nuance or context.
• A tendency to attribute all societal or business problems to these two individuals, regardless of their actual influence on the issue.
• Dismissal of any positive actions or achievements by Trump or Musk without consideration.
Origins: This term was famously coined by X user cerwinliveIG.
Symptoms might include:
• An exaggerated focus on the negative aspects of Trump's and Musk's actions, statements, or policies.
• Frequent, emotionally charged discussions or social media posts about them, often characterized by a lack of nuance or context.
• A tendency to attribute all societal or business problems to these two individuals, regardless of their actual influence on the issue.
• Dismissal of any positive actions or achievements by Trump or Musk without consideration.
Origins: This term was famously coined by X user cerwinliveIG.
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