A neologism combining the words sperm and farting.
Sparting is accomplished upon the anal deposit of a man's ejaculate and the receiving partner's subsequent flatulence which expels the mixture.
Sparting is accomplished upon the anal deposit of a man's ejaculate and the receiving partner's subsequent flatulence which expels the mixture.
I was terrified when I saw my poop laced with sperm webbing - I think I just spart myself.
He blew the load all up in my butt, you best believe that ima spart it out.
My panties were soaked in the back. I did have anal sex, so I'm guessing I sparted.
He blew the load all up in my butt, you best believe that ima spart it out.
My panties were soaked in the back. I did have anal sex, so I'm guessing I sparted.
by H0tC0ffey August 30, 2011
Get the Spart mug.An inconsistent and underachieving football team from East Lansing, Michigan. They are marked by a mascot with a giant head and an inferiority complex expressed through their hatred for the University of Michigan. A typical spartan will jeer and trash-talk before the Michigan-MSU game and, win or lose, burn a couch or two; riot; and trash-talk after the game.
The females of the species can be identified by a pleasing-to-the-eye countenance, but a very limited vocabulary and understanding of basic social skills. The males are unkempt, wearing either school colors (white and green) or t-shirts bearing cartoon images of large-breasted women and drunk men peeing. They generally smell of alcohol and have difficulty forming complete sentences.
The females of the species can be identified by a pleasing-to-the-eye countenance, but a very limited vocabulary and understanding of basic social skills. The males are unkempt, wearing either school colors (white and green) or t-shirts bearing cartoon images of large-breasted women and drunk men peeing. They generally smell of alcohol and have difficulty forming complete sentences.
MSU fan: "Michigan sucks, dude!"
Michigan fan: "But Michigan just beat the spartans convincingly."
MSU fan: "Yeah, but Michigan still sucks, dude!"
Michigan fan: "The spartan coaching staff did not make adequate in-game adjustments to Michigan's running game."
MSU fan: "Whatever dude. Michigan sucks and I'm burning a couch."
Michigan fan: *shakes head and walks away dumbfounded*
Michigan fan: "But Michigan just beat the spartans convincingly."
MSU fan: "Yeah, but Michigan still sucks, dude!"
Michigan fan: "The spartan coaching staff did not make adequate in-game adjustments to Michigan's running game."
MSU fan: "Whatever dude. Michigan sucks and I'm burning a couch."
Michigan fan: *shakes head and walks away dumbfounded*
by sec fan October 5, 2005
Get the SPARTAN mug.A nice quiet town Northwest of Grand Rapids, Michigan. Actually considered a "Diamond in the Rough" academically because it has kind of flown below the radar for years. Most "Pretentious" people from the Grand Rapids area look down upon the residents of Sparta, considering them trash and incompetent. The people of Sparta are known for their fanatical Blue Collar work ethic and think that the "Pretentious" attitudes of surrounding areas stem from the fact that Spartans tend to be on the lower end of the workforce totem pole. The nice people of Sparta are fine with and almost welcome this attitude, as it keeps most people from venturing "north" to explore. Sparta is an example of one of those small towns where most people know each other and you can't seem to walk down the street without bumping into a few friends. People live comfortably amongst each each in this town, a place where you can still keep the doors unlocked at night (albeit, there is trouble from time to time as there is in most places). The town mascot is the obvious - The Spartan. Athletic teams are now competitive in most sports, something this quiet little village couldn't claim in recent years. However there is an exception as there seems to be a basketball hoop on every garage in this town, and the Basketball (boys and girls) teams are far from competing for a state championship. A nice place to grow up and raise a family, which again, is a very very hard place to find these days. Hopefully we won't get too much negative feedback on this site like our bretheran in Sparta, NJ.
Boy #1 - "Hey man, where are you from?"
Boy #2 - "I'm from Sparta, MI"
Boy #1 - "Your dad must work for my dad then - you Spartans suck!"
Boy #2 - "Yeah, well, you know what they say about Spartans - they have huge cocks and superhuman strength!"
Boy #2 - "I'm from Sparta, MI"
Boy #1 - "Your dad must work for my dad then - you Spartans suck!"
Boy #2 - "Yeah, well, you know what they say about Spartans - they have huge cocks and superhuman strength!"
by Cocomungo October 20, 2007
Get the sparta mug.I went over to cindys house last night, I gave her the old spartan war helmet. When we were done she kicked me down the stairs yelling "this is OVER!!!
by c_lurch May 18, 2014
Get the spartan war helmet mug.A cross between spicy and fart.
The awkward moment when you let one slip, but it burns you internally - due to an intense spicy sensation
The awkward moment when you let one slip, but it burns you internally - due to an intense spicy sensation
*Pfrtttttrrttt*
Lisa *aggressively sprays cold water into her batty to numb the pain*
Ethan: WHATS THAT SMELL?!
Lisa: I just sparted :/
Lisa *aggressively sprays cold water into her batty to numb the pain*
Ethan: WHATS THAT SMELL?!
Lisa: I just sparted :/
by the almighty peppa pig February 29, 2020
Get the Spart mug.to strike a female on the forehead or facial area with your penis (blap) repeatedly until ejaculate is released onto the victim. see: Blap
"I was having so much fun with my meatsword on her face that I nailed her with a Blap Splat! Bitch was pissed!"
by millambar August 19, 2012
Get the Blap Splat mug.A humorous term of art used by military drone operators to describe the remains of a human obliterated by a hellfire missile
The military slang for a man killed by a drone strike is "bug splat," since viewing the body through a grainy-green video image gives the sense of an insect being crushed.
by ssmhchr May 30, 2016
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