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west side spread

a west side spread is a type of way you can finger a woman. You start woth making a west side symbol with your hand and inserting it into you woman and when it is inside your woman you spread your pointer finger and your pinke finger creating the west side gang sign. Trade marked By Daniel and cooper. cooper and i created this word when we where in cooking class messing around.
Dudeee i totally used the west side spread on Tina the other night and she was wetter than a water fall
by Not,e 1020 March 24, 2018
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Chinese wide spread

It’s when a Chinese guy shoves a chop stick and a egg roll up someone’s ass then sucks it back out and eats it
Yes! Do that Chinese wide spread right up my ass u horny Chinese man
by Hog wild November 9, 2018
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A paulie spread

by Toasty83 April 12, 2020
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Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
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Bread makes you spread

Meaning eating those heavy carbs you will gain weight. Or get thick.
“I’m gain a lot weight working at this pizza joint”.Girl you know bread makes you spread.
by anonymous April 20, 2021
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Real Programmer Spread

The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice

¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers

Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away
by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 6, 2021
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Dip and spread

When you use some dip and then spread her legs and smear it on her pussy.
Don’t use Buffalo dip for the dip and spread unless you want to take a trip to the ER
by BigPapi77 January 1, 2022
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