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Shredduce

A tea made with rice that tastes like a dirt sando.
"This tea tastes like a dirt sando with a side of shredduce"
by NTB ATM April 2, 2013
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Shred the Gnar

To grind weed intended for smoking
A: Bro, when are we starting that bowl?

B: Once I shred the gnar !
by Kinkykankles May 5, 2016
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Shreddy

To get so jacked and cut in the gym. Being able to lift the world. If you're shreddy all the women want you, and probably most of the dudes. You don't even fuck with cardio, always on the gain train!
Dude he has been trying to get shreddy for like a month now, he just looks like ass
by DALEWULF27 July 18, 2017
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Arkhaik Shredtasticitis

The sometimes deadly desease in which one cannot stop themselves from eargasming every 2.37 seconds to the band Archaic Eclipse.
ex. 1
"8:37am i cant stop listening to bezerker.
8:37am neither can i.
8:37am its so brutal.
8:37am i'm still listening to lucid also
both of those are on a repeat playlist on my ipod (which i take everywhere)
lol" ~An actual conversation between two sexy, beautiful men with severe cases of Arkhaik Shredtasticitis.

ex 2. *Do not take Archaic Eclipse if you have a pre-existing awesomeness condition, as heart failure and severe hemorrhaging are possible and likely. If you have a Archaic Eclipse lasting for more than 4 hours, contact your doctor immediately, as this could be a sign of a rare but serious side effect (Arkhaik Shredtasticitis).“Don’t wait! Get Archaic Eclipse right now! You won’t regret it.”~Endorsed by ArchaicInc—“Searching for a cure of “Arkhaik Shredtasticitis” to support all those infected. All donations are appreciated!”
by Archaic Drummer December 21, 2010
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shredded nacho cheese chalk

you know when you buy kraft shredded cheese from the market because you wanna make tacos or nachos and you pull the cheese out of the bag and it's like,, chalky? yea that's it
shredded nacho cheese chalk


marshmallows are kinda chalky too now that i think about it
by snootch87 August 19, 2008
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shredding gnar

There is no ice so I can't shred any gnar
I guess there is no shredding gnar
by Shane the banana June 5, 2016
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shred

To separate into strands with a sharp blade.
The ninja used his sword to shred the muggers who tried to rob him.
by AYB March 30, 2003
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