virtual reality

Where you can watch porn in a whole new different level

Who needs prostitutes when you have virtual reality

by USCFOOTBALL August 29, 2016

reality tv

not reality at all- seriously, who the fuck gets stuck on an island & wins money for it? you'll never see two rich bitches working on a farm, real top models do not endure contests/ challenges, a popular ultra-chic chick will never be caught dead with a nerd, and none of these 'american idols' ever become legends.

see shit

The surreal life, kept, strip search, fear factor, survivor, blow out, the bachelor, the bachelorette, beauty & the geek, the simple life, gastineau girls , americas next top model, american idol, pretty much every single fucking show- if you watch more than 3 of these on a regualr basis, you dont even have your own reality.

by lauren S August 14, 2005

The Real Housewives of New Jersey

A television show that features 5 middle aged women that are constantly clashing with one another. 4 of the 5 cast mates are related while the 1 was a stripper and ex-convict.

Teresa Giudice - Really dimwitted Italian woman
Jacqueline Laurita - Only normal woman on the show.
Caroline Manzo - Takes her family values to the extreme.
Dina Manzo - Carolines sister in law, two face.
Danielle Staub - The whole show's front story.

Typical dialog in a "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" episode

Teresa: Dina, did you hear about Danielle being a prostitution whore in the 80's?

Dina: Yes, and I have read the book and will deny it in future episodes.

by boxxybaybee June 17, 2010

the realist nigga

A person who haves the strength of 10 thousand thundering rhinos. The speed of 57 cheetah and can kill a nigga with his thumb nail. The realist nigga only tells the truth and can fuck three bitchs turn around throw his hat fuck two more bitchs turn around a catch his hat.

Hey bruh that nigga dakarai over there is the realist nigga

by The realist nigga (official) January 24, 2017

for real

I'm serious. I'm not kidding.

You better not fuck with me... for real.

I will kick your ass... for real.

I'm for real.

by JB September 26, 2003

real life

The period in between lag spikes on Ragnarok Online.

1) "The server's lagging again! Time for real life."

by Trihan April 28, 2004

reality

(1)working 50 hours a week until the day you die, in order to maintain a "decent" life,
(2)having no excitement in your life unless you choose to slack off and not work,
(3)leaving this planet the same way you entered, naked and cold.
(4)busting your ass to afford your bills while some cocksucker with rich parents gets everything handed to him for free.

reality is my anti-drug.

by The Truth January 1, 2004