Prostitution

When you don't Know what to do about your sex life so you go and sell your body to someone with a bigger penis then you and they don't know where the hole is and you tell them you don't have one because your a dude.

My job is prostitution and my mom doesn't know where my vagina is.

by Chunky Rayne March 9, 2019

reverse prostitute

A female who pays males to engage in sexual activity with her. This is the opposite of prostitution, where the female recieves monetary compensation for her performance of sexual acts.

Reverse Prostitute: "Hey, I'm feeling really horny. Dillon, I'll pay you $70 to come sleep with me!"
Dillon: "Alllllriiiiight!"

by truelife1234 December 20, 2009

Prostituted

wrecked, ruined, obliterated all meaning etc etc...

"she completely prostituted that song for me."

by JB September 1, 2003

MLM prostitute

A person that changes network marketing companies based on avoiding the mirror or is enticed by a blame your company mentality. This is also defined as a lack of commitment to personal growth, lack of coachability, lack of work ethic, lack of long term vision and/or accepting excuses.

John has been with 4 different companies in 4 years. John blames the companies, his leadership, the comp. plan and has many excuses why this won't work when he didn't work or commit. John really quit because he did not apply himself, did not do the required work and was not coachable. He keeps looking for the next best thing and doesn't put in the time with 1 company.

If he puts in 10 years with 1 company, he has a 95% chance of hitting the top position of any company. By switching companies, he is losing nearly all hopes of success in mlm. MLM prostitute: also known as a Network marketing hooker

by NO Blame, NO Excuses October 9, 2011

Prostate tickler

The act of brown nosing to its fullest.

Guy1: Man, John really has his nose up Ringo's arse...
Guy2: Yep, he's a prostate tickler for sure.

by CogDan April 21, 2007

prostitute

Someone,(Yes, boy or girl) that sells dick munches and such.

~South Park~
{Cartman get knocked out (I think) and then wakes up and thinks he a prostitute..)

Cartman- Harro!! Sucky-Sucky one Darra!

by WUUT March 22, 2008

Prostate

Somethin' in your butt.

I have prostate cancer....it's in my butt.

by Mickey Fiednieriann June 18, 2008