Penis music

Penis Music is a sub genre of music in which the artist uses vibrations to portray their emotions. Penis music can also be referred to as dick jams, as well as cock opera.

“Hey bro! Did you hear the new penis music? Fantano gave it strong 9/10!”

by Gamer6454 January 15, 2020

snow penis

The sculpture of a giant penis made entirely from fresh snow. This sculpture is usually constructed by college students in an attempt to have their photo displayed on CollegeHumor.com. The snow penis was selected such that college students everywhere would no longer have to strain themselves to come up with anything that could be construed as clever, original, or funny. Snow penis architects are easily identifiable -- they are usually the same tools who wear their baseball caps off-center, frequently display the shocker, and drink shit beer like Natural Light.

We got our first snowfall of the season last night, so it's not hard to believe that I saw no less than seven snow penises while walking across campus this afternoon.

by Non Sequitur September 23, 2005

Hooker with a penis

A song by Tool.

"Hooker With a Penis" is Maynard's reaction to a teenage boy who accused him of "selling out".

by Kel June 3, 2004

Sorry about your penis

When a male purchases a sports car to offset the fact that he has a small penis in the hopes of getting laid.

Jim had no choice but to buy a brand new Porsche to help him get down her pants. We all thought to ourselves "Sorry about your penis".

by Broomy3 January 7, 2009

penis bear

The term "penis bear" originated in southern Ireland, where bears would roam the streets at night and stick their penis through the holes in the walls of wooden houses, scaring children. When the head of the household would see a penis bear's dick come through the wall of his house, he would ring a special bell that signalled "penis bear" to the neighborhood.

"Quick Ellen, get the boiling water, there's a PENIS BEAR outside!"

by danielle flesher November 9, 2007

penis fuzzy

The sublime feeling men achieve in their genital region when traveling down a hill incredibly fast in a vehicle.

Speeding down that hill in my RX-7 gave me an insane penis fuzzy.

by FalkonFuzzy June 11, 2006

penisaur

The pre-evolved form of erectisaur, penisaur is a freakin hard rock type pokemon and is known for its feared attack "deep penetration" and is related to that nigger pokemon electabuzz.

I choose you penisaur!!! Penisaur use "deep penetration" go!!! Pena-Pena-Penisaur!!!

by Ash Catchum March 6, 2008