browner pastures

A place less desirable than your current location. The opposite of greener pastures.

I can't believe Fred left this amazing city for browner pastures.

browner pastures by jeru411 July 28, 2015

Anchovy Paste 

The amalgam of semen, lube and juices built up around the labia of a filthy whore with a rank case of stank puss.

I was going to eat her out but the anchovy paste was more than I could take.

The anchovy paste in the gusset of my cousin’s panties was really repugnant.

The prostitute I picked up had the worst anchovy paste so I had to just settle for an old fashioned.

Anchovy Paste by Dick Onchin December 2, 2020

Pasta In A Bag 

The action of tickling a sexual partner's anus with one's hair to bring about sexual arousal

"Hey, do you know if Kelly is into buttstuff?"
"Yeah, she's into pasta in a bag"

Pasta In A Bag by Small Potato July 6, 2014

Bro paste 

When your bro needs to take a shit but, there are no bathrooms in site. As a result, you be a bro and let him use your chest.

Bro: Yo my dude, I really need to shit. There's no bathrooms around, though.
You: No probs dude, I'll let you do a bro paste
Bro: You're such a bro

Bro paste by Bro paste official March 3, 2018

Pasting 

Putting toothpaste on your nipples to get high. Often times mint tooth paste is used for the added tingling/fresh sensation.

Some people prefer to use duct tape over the applied paste so that they can wear a shirt without worrying about removing it.

You have never heard of pasting? Let's get pasted, bro.

Pasting by Brocoliah July 29, 2012

French Pastry 

1) A slam dunk that displays ridiculous skills, artistry and elaborate body movement while in the air.

2) A slam dunk that causes embarrassment to an overmatched opponent.

Man, that team was so bad. We got up by fifty and started serving French pastry...just to keep it interesting.

French Pastry by Dr. Dunkenstein November 12, 2009

pastey

being so white that you reflect light or temporarily blind people.

damn, her legs be so pastey that I have to wear UV sunglasses whenever I get within a 5 mile radius.

pastey by hydrogenated December 12, 2005