Pepsi Can

A penis which has an unusually large diameter, though it is not necessarily wider than it is long

Girl 1: I heard that Ralphie has a choad
Girl 2: No, its more like a Pepsi Can

by LD100% February 17, 2010

pepsi

Derogatory term for low class French-Canadians. (based on the preferance and quantity of pepsi consumed)

*girl 1: hey that guy is hot
*guy: Allo-bonjour sexy madame
*girl 2: naw, just a pepsi

by Ana April 25, 2004

pessimaster

1. Somebody who always looks on the dark side, thinks negatively, and assumes what can go wrong should go wrong.

2. A person who replies to statements, and situations ignoring anything good that happened and only points out the bad things

(Definition 1, Tom being the pessimaster)
Tom: Somebody's gonna come to school with a gun and shoot us
Craig: That's not gonna happen, man don't think like that

Tom: Dude you know there are crazy people in the school, someone will start shooting one day

(Definition 2, Craig being the pessimaster)

Tom: The running back just got like 40 yards on the play

Craig: But he didn't get a touchdown

Tom: He still got a big gain, and it was a sweet run

Craig: But somebody tackled him and stopped the play, so it wasn't that sweet

by Optical Epilepsy September 9, 2009

Pessifist

A person who believes in pacifism but doesn't really think it will work.

Steve was going to go to the peace march but didn't because he's really a pessifist at heart

by bassislife July 25, 2011

Christopher Pessibus

Another popular modern explorer from Argentina, who like Cristiano Columbus, has explored a lot of small countries like Hong Kong, Guatemala, Haiti, Bolivia and popularised football there with his penalties (though he missed some).

Christopher Pessibus is a potential explorer who can compete with Cristiano Columbus.

by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023

Passing Ants

similar to passing a stone but many of them that are moving freely. ; something extremely painful or extremeley discomforting can be refered to as like passing ants.

Ah going to work tomorrow is passing ants for me because i hooked up with Joe's sister and he is going to pummel me.

by Patrick Nicolas January 17, 2008

passion granny

A term used to describe the transformation of elderly person to a born again Christian after witnessing Mel Gibson's 'Passion of the Christ'.

'Do you think your grandma will buy us wine again?'
'Naw, ever since she saw the passion of the christ, she won't buy me alcohol'
'She's such a passion granny'

by Ebonyks September 11, 2009