Neil

Charismatic guy- looks an awful lot like a young Will Ferrell. Smart, funny and kind. Has a tendancy to chat incessantly about random bits of information. His only downfall is his love for Glenn Beck. There is an urban legend going around that Neils are prone to be menstruated on at social events without their willingness.

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by charmed*one January 7, 2010

Nehal

A once in a lifetime kind of love. A beautiful tragic love affair. Something you would have given up the essence of your being , but realize had to stay in the past. A type of sadness you feel knowing it could have never worked, and hope to meet again under different circumstances.

I miss Nehal, but I know our time has come to pass. I wish him happiness and healing.

by lostprincess September 11, 2020

Not Neil

A Not Neil is one of the worst people you'll ever meet. They claim to be an artisit but they ain't. Not Neils are very shy but do try to open up and when they do you want to shoot them in the face. They are obsessed with watching anime and would try to get them to watch it with you, but you wouldn't want to. If you ever see a Not Neil in the wild take action immediately and burn the nest. Once the hive queen is dead the Not Neil drones woud soon fall as well.

Person 1: Hey is that a Not Neil
Person 2: My god it is. DEPLOY THE TROOPS.

by NOOB676 February 6, 2019

Neil

A fat shit, that stays home all day and complains about his wife, is know to break up with you and date your sister. And takes steroids Daily.

Neil aka I fucked yo Bitch

by Xxnxx420 March 18, 2017

John O'Neil

Needle Dick, a person that suffers from needle dick syndrome. usually has a very small and thin penis, like a needle

haha you have a John O'Neil

by needlefick December 18, 2012

Nehla

Nehlas are the best girls guys could have. They've good humour, they can cook, are funny, beautiful, intelligent and are good friends. They're perfect for guys because they're perfect. You might witness a Nehla drooling over a well-built Bricc-seller with a killer jawline and collarbones.

Guys who get Nehlas are destined for great-ness.

Have you seen that girl drool over that Bricc-seller like its her job! OMG THATS SO NEHLA OF HER!

by dudumiyan March 1, 2019

neil diamond

A slang name for cocaine done in a conspicuous place. Code word said so that not everyone knows what you are talking about. Usually done off of a CD cover.

Yo Bro...Lets hit up the back room and scope that Neil Diamond you were telling me about

by Deacon Dizzle November 13, 2007