1: To touch yourself in an unwanted sexual manner.
2: To molest someone while touching yourself in a sexual manner.
2: To molest someone while touching yourself in a sexual manner.
1: "Don't molesterbate Alex!" "You think I want to do this Tom?!?!"
2: "The old man behind Wal-Mart knocked me out and I woke up to him whacking off while touching me... He really does love to molesterbate..."
2: "The old man behind Wal-Mart knocked me out and I woke up to him whacking off while touching me... He really does love to molesterbate..."
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Timmy: Hey Jimmy guess what?
Jimmy:What?
Timmy:Ur Ancestor A Molestor.
(The universe ceases to exist as Timmy recreates it in his own image)
Jimmy:What?
Timmy:Ur Ancestor A Molestor.
(The universe ceases to exist as Timmy recreates it in his own image)
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by mr.malfunction November 29, 2009
Get the molesturbation mug.BMX riders...they do crazy ass stunts on their bikes and it looks like they're killing the damn thing.
Fruitbooter: Yo woodpusher, get the hell out the way.
Woodpusher: Naw dude tell the fkn bike molester to quit cuttin me off!
Bike Molester: This is fkn wicked!!
Fruitbooter: Get the fck out the way, you fkn bike molester!!!
Woodpusher: Naw dude tell the fkn bike molester to quit cuttin me off!
Bike Molester: This is fkn wicked!!
Fruitbooter: Get the fck out the way, you fkn bike molester!!!
by tom--> e August 28, 2007
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Also: One who eats babies.
From Johnathon Swift's satire, A Modest Proposal, which outlined reasons for why we should eat babies.
Also: One who eats babies.
From Johnathon Swift's satire, A Modest Proposal, which outlined reasons for why we should eat babies.
That ugly girl's display picture is such a modest proposal.
Look Dude, the principal is trying to dance! That's so modest proposal!
I named my hamster Modest Proposal after she got knocked up by a gerbil and ate half of the offspring.
Look Dude, the principal is trying to dance! That's so modest proposal!
I named my hamster Modest Proposal after she got knocked up by a gerbil and ate half of the offspring.
by laura_lou October 5, 2006
Get the Modest Proposal mug.A band that hipsters are too cool to like anymore because now they are done with high school and attend art school and/or moved to a city, and had to dig deeper into the more sophisticated self zone, aquiring tastes that no one will know about for at least the next 2-3 years, when they will have to update themselves once again (hint: when Xiu Xiu, Blonde Redhead and Q and Not U are completely for indie rock poseurs only... just a matter of time)
by somebody October 5, 2003
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