Magstadt

//noun: an overall nasty, gay-porn watching boner biter. A Magstadt is person who tends to be broke a graaaaannnd majority of the time, and drives his car until its completely empty. A Magstadt bares a slight resemblance to a young Surfer-Dude, but only if he did a shit load of coke and could shovel his front porch with his nose. You will know a magstadt when you see one because either you will smell the stank of non-washed board shorts and ball sweat, oooorrr he'll be the guy tappin your shoulder asking for a beer. //verb: to jump high, to get no pussy, to fail jumping over a car hood, to break ones own arm whilst attempting to jump over a car hood, to like smell of another mans musk in the morning, to be blind as a fuckin bat, to say shit that makes no sense at the absolute wrong time, to say shit that makes no sense a grand majority of the time. Dumbass

Dude...total Magstadt behind you right now.

Dude... 6 o'clock....total Magstadt

Dude.........fuckin Magstadt right?

Magstadt.....duuuudddeee...

Magstadt, what the fuck. Ur retarded dude.

Chheeeessseeeballs

Jamison! Jamison! Bro, did you see Phillipe last night. Being such a dick man. Fuckin Magstadt

by Redmillian Kodiferus September 8, 2010

Devil's Margarita

When you get a woman to lie on her back and get her butt up till you see her ass hole. Then get a white, black, and asian men to cum in her ass hole and mix it together. Then they each have a sip of the cum from her ass hole.

What up John? Hey, you remember that girl that i meet at bar yesterday? Well me and a bunch of guys had a Devil's Margarita with her last night! It was so good!

by Westport Dutchy January 21, 2010

magster

The epitome of being a low class skank synonymous with a nasty party slut.

Invite the football team to spend a night with a magster for raunchy sex-capades.

by Brenster December 10, 2006

German Margarita

Is when someone squeezes lime juice into the anus and then lick your finger and dip it in salt and ram that puppy up there.

Last week I had a German Margarita and I still burns when I take a dump.

by El Diablo Culo September 21, 2006

Margaret

The name typically given to a granny. We all feel sorry for anyone under 65 called Margaret.

Wow! She's so old!!!! Yeah she's Margaret.

by X Big Daddy May 24, 2018

dirty margarita

Fingering a chick while on her period. When you pull your fingers out you wipe them on her upper lip and chin. Similar to a Dirty Sanchez.

TJ was pissed when Trent gave a dirty margarita

by exzactly May 2, 2006

Margad

Oh... You thought your uncle was bad??? Think again because this brudda rite here will give your father a good finger up his luscious bum bum I advise that you only let him around if your relationship with your father is shambles!!!

Child: Daddy stop!
Dad: nah b
Margad: Wrong answer daddy ;)

by nipnip4000 August 6, 2019