monkey-fighting

A euphemism for "motherfucking."

Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!

by Nicholas D November 8, 2011

Monkey fucking a football

Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.

Watching the roughnecks make up BHA was like watching a monkey fucking a football.

by fishinguy August 14, 2015

Monkey Slut

A password used when you don't know who you real friends are.

When someone has cloned themselves into your form and you need to check if they are your real friend or an imposter.

Bob - "MONKEY SLUT"
Harry "MONKEY SLUT"
Bob "OH, I am so glad it's you and not an imposter

Harry - MONKEY SLUT

Imposter- EH?

Bob- ""She knows the password. Monkey Slut is blown!!!"

by Skidz lottie November 19, 2010

monkey barring

verb; to set up another relationship before the present one is over

just as monkeys dont let go of one branch til they have another in sight, some girls/guys dont let go of a relationship until they've found the next

ie .. "that bitch melissa is totally monkey barring her boyfriend with that new guy, what a fucking whore"

by metro anthony October 24, 2005

Monkey Steals the Peach

v. A martial arts technique mastered by Michael Wu where one drops on his knees with one arm up to block, and the other hand is thrusted into the opponents croch, often resulting in the end of the fight.

I'm gonna Monkey Steal your Peach if you don't shut up!

by &owned November 24, 2004

Monkey Shit Fights

A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously Fucked up that it is beyond repair.

I've seen Monkey Shit Fights organized better than this!

by JSP123 January 22, 2009

monkey claw

A fart that feels like your colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys.

"The monkey claw is smelly"

by James Howard December 27, 2003