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lightning seven

Lightning seven is an achievement redeemable for 19 lad points that you can get for having vigorous sex that lasts for exactly seven minutes. If orgasm is achieved in both participants, the male's penis may be dubbed a lightning rod.
Yeah, me and Janice went for the lightning seven yesterday, came close but we were three seconds overtime.
by Vikind7667 December 29, 2016
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lightning mcqueen

The biggest of cars l. he rides around a track and thinks his life is a highway. he is the speediest of speed l. HE. IS. SPEED.
during my test i really wish i could have had a lightning mcqueen
by jenterperfohee February 5, 2023
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lightning fingers

Using your fingers in a very fast motion to bring a woman to orgasm and make her squirt
I used lightning fingers to make Samantha squirt all over my hand.
by TommyGunn69 October 1, 2017
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Ride the Lightning

An activity for those who bother you, ruin your day, or make life harder than it should be.
All those naggers can ride the lightning baby!!!
by yoitsjoe July 12, 2018
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Leyton lightning

1: Insurance fraud committed by means of arson. Refers to a fire touched off by a putative lightning strike within the precincts of Leyton, a neighbourhood of east London with a reputation as a centre of urban deprivation. Perhaps coined by Linda Smith, English stand up comedienne.

2: Italian business insurance.
Egon Ronay: “Nobody ever went to that fine Italian restaurant on the high street because it was next door to a funeral home. I hear that last week the place burned down.”

Linda Smith: “Must have been a case of Leyton lightning.”
by 2x Talk August 25, 2010
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Bitch-lightning

(Noun)
When someone instantly reacts to you or your ideas in a negative, unaccepting manner, then instantly realizes what they've done and become human again.
Wow dude, that was some bitch-lightning from your wife, you didn't even say anything!
by MageOfSorts January 10, 2021
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