Camp Wingate Kirkland 

An amazing summer camp located in Yarmouth Port, MA, where both campers and counselors are encouraged to support each other, make lasting relationships, have fun, and be themselves.

I learned the true meaning of friendship and family at Camp Wingate Kirkland.

Camp Wingate Kirkland by Camp wk lover August 13, 2019

Kirkpatrick 

Used to emphasize an physical impact on a individual

And Kirkpatrick, now he's in a daze

Kirkpatrick by Smoove linguistics April 5, 2019

kirkby lonsdale 

The motorway road sign for Kirby Lonsdale looks like a man with a flacid penis.

When you are about to have sex and you can't get a boner.

Jim: Did Tom bang that bird last night
Johny: No I think he went to Kirkby Lonsdale

kirkby lonsdale by chunderking April 30, 2010

kirkism 

the religion about the goatse man kirk johnson

the book of kirk and the goa tse scrolls and some other books made a kirkist bible, it's a religion about goatse and memes and they believe kirk has as much power as a christian believes god does.

i practise kirkism every day, i'm a proud kirkist

kirkism by mr nig October 26, 2017

kirking out 

The act of going balistic or crazy about any given situation.

Shelly was kirkin out at the teacher when she found out she got a D in the class

kirking out by starqueen March 27, 2003

kirkable 

A woman who is hot enough for Kirk to have sex with her.

"Oh wow, that girl is totally kirkable," says Kirk.

"Of course she's kirkable, she has two legs and a live pulse doesn't she?" says Jake.

"Jake, you are such a vag. Eat shit and kill yourself," says Kirk.

kirkable by Kirk Houston February 21, 2005

Kirkham 

A legend amongst others. Stronger than any, and more balls than a soccer academy. Women fall at their feet, whilst men envy and try to be them. Kirkham is not just a name, its an honour. Kirkham is also translated as: Pleasurer of women. A woman has not experienced true intercourse until a Kirkham has ploughed his way through her, forever changing her life. No other man will ever match this female destroying pleasure. If approached by a Kirkham, play dead. This is the only way to deter them. A Kirkham cannot see an object properly if it remains still.

"Shit, it's a Kirkham. Play dead so you won't be seen"

"I had sex with a Kirkham, now I'm in A&E"

"I had sex with a Kirkham, now I'm Paralysed"

"Wow, did you see the size of that Kirkham's meat wrench?"

Kirkham by PissPumper November 13, 2013