Kirkpatrick's considered by most to be generally the most awesome group of people. Among the manliest group of people the males are actually born with hair on their chest. Ancestors include the Scots and Irish some of the manliest peoples to exist, tend to have big swords in both the literal and metaphoric sense of the word. They also have close ties with that of the vikings. Natural prey the Mcleods a generally scrawny and weak group of people's.
This is a completely useless individual stricken to work at convenience stores, or fast food restaurants for all of their existence. Kirkpatrick's are known for their low self-esteem, lack of motivation, poor hygiene, and horrific bad looks. This individual has no sense of humor to speak of unless it is one of their own (lame) wise cracks.
Bill: Dude, whos that lazy son of a bitch on your couch?
Jon: I don't know but he's a real Kirkpatrick.
A man who lives under the boulder and has a bunch of squirrel friends, they race from school to the library under the boulder. Whichever squirrel is last gets their tail cut off for KirkPatricks blanket. AKA The Squirrel King
caitlin kirkpatrick is the best , sexiest women alive . they mostly have boys trying to seek their attention none stop . They are amazing at everything and are always right .
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."