hookindaya

Hook Into You. The act of configuring a product so that the absolute maximum amount of information can be collected from the user.

Tim: I just got a new phone and all I've been doing for two days is turning shit off. I swear to God they track every fucking thing you do or say!
Mike: That's hookindaya. As in "hook into you".

Tim: I'll say. Heaven help us if they ever decide they don't like us.
Mike: Ha. I try not to think about it.

by willowood67 June 12, 2019

hookin n bookin

A term often used by police in reference to them working hard and bringing people to jail. It is often used to exaggerate ones actions.

Joe had a good shift, he’s been hookin n bookin all night.

by Youpock March 16, 2020

Hooking the Clam

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.

Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020

Hocking

1. Hocking is a word used for knobends who spit on homeless people
2. To ‘Hock’ someone is to give somebody uck

1. Piers Morgan is such a Hocking
2. Miley Cirus gave me a Hocking the other day

by Bill Cosby’s Left Bollock December 5, 2020

Honking of 1812

An event that took place on 18/12, or December eighteenth for some, and happened in the year 1996. It was between two of the greatest army forces, the US military, and the geese. Both sides lost exactly 1,812 soldiers before the US were told that a goose has traveled into their ranks up and up, and could kill the military instantly. Naturally, the US retreated and asked the battle to not be recounted at all. To this da, we still don't know who exactly that sneaky goose is.

Have you heard about the honking of 1812? It was really awesome, right?

by the_honking_still_haunts_me April 6, 2021

Horking

The forced expelling of mucus in the trachea, typically experienced by those who partake in smoking/vaping, and/or raise their voice while gaming.

Christian is currently horking in the bathroom sink.

by bc_2000 April 18, 2021

Honking Bilbo

When you stick your big toe (bilbo) in a guys ass and honk a tit of another person at the same time while masturbating with the free hand

Thanks for coming over last night frank, that honking bilbo was the best orgasm ive ever had.

by DiCkBuTt June 29, 2021