Security Guard

A profession that attracts the stupid in mass. People in this line of work tend to take themselves way to seriously and think they are actually law enforcement officers.

Look at the Security Guard over there. I bet he wakes up everyday and polishes his badge.

by supercop 9000 April 21, 2009

guaremate

garemate, want to be,

blin: waz good guaremate

onazy: wtf broo i don want be like nobody

by onazy February 21, 2010

coast guard reserve

Americas 38th line of defense, behind the Mothers Against Drunk Driving and the Rhode Island army national guard and ahead of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People

Also known as "Sea Food" by Marines and Soldiers (Real military)

Coast Guard reservists are called into action about as much as a 87 year old mans penis (a 1 in 453,678 chance)

Yo man you in the Coast Guard Reserves?

Yeah dude!

So you do nothing and get paid for it?

by dirt biker bro May 6, 2012

Guardian Angel

The act of shitting in order to protect someone

Hey Rob i was worried about you so i left a guardian angel in your tent so the bears shouldnt bother you tonight....

by KingOfKrabsfollower69K.O.K. July 20, 2019

mud guards

A woman's loose and dangling labia. (See beef curtains.)

'That bitch has some nasty mud guards, yo!'

by Syd Barrett June 11, 2006

French Guarantee

When an hubristic person promises something will happen and it does not, thus leaving the person looking extremely foolish.

(Made famous by French swimmer Alain Bernard)
Ian promised he finally would get some action last night. He's full of French guarantees.

by coocookuhchoo October 6, 2008

Color Guard

A group of girls and boys who possess much talent. They radiate with energy and never stop smiling whether it starts to rain or they are brunt toast after long hours of being outside where tempurature broke the scale. They glide across the floor with flags, rifles, and sabres with a side of dance and sass. They are unique in many forms where their shows can vary from love to envy to death. Their uniforms are literally out of this world but its definetly a trend! No one can top it! It can be dangerous but only the TOUGHEST and COURAGEOUS people can handle it so those of you in colorguard, pat yourself on the back, you are still alive. There can be a barrier as colorguard is all about commitment not only being on the team but being a team, a family where its all about loving each other but most importantly yourself because if there was no self love, there wouldnt be a ripple of self love to everyone, it would just create negative vibes for self hate. So mental health is another key. Colorguard is also where you find yourself, a place for a better state of mind, and therapeutic.

I love their silks, I want to be in Color Guard now!-random band member

by Stephkins April 9, 2019