Gobshite

A person that speaks total and utter shit 24/7, has their own language and is a complete twat.

Philip Murphy is the biggest gobshite I've ever met

by AhSureLook May 16, 2015

Gobstopper

Verb: During male orgasm, a thumb is placed over the meatus; thus stopping the ejaculate from leaving the urethra.
Noun: The act of giving a gobstopper.

Man, I was getting a great hand-job last night, and as I was cumming she gave me a gobstopper. My balls still hurt.

by StrataShoes May 14, 2017

goob

a mix a noob and goon

"wow dylan sure is a goob!"

by skksskskjwnebso July 9, 2017

goober juice

Sticky hot cream that gay male suck.

She sucked up all that goober juice

by Gay male November 20, 2017

Goober

noun- a foolish or silly person, a goofball such as Federal Communications Commission Chairman Ajit Pai, usually someone who is ditsy or acts like an idiot

When Ajit answers a robocall, he acts like such a goober.

by gofccyourself March 13, 2019

Goob

Goob is a nickname for your girlfriend when her eyes and personality resemble that of Michael Yagoobian from “meet the robinsons”

Did she really just fall asleep at the table after two glasses of wine? Yup that’s my goob.

by Hereforagoobtimenotalongtime September 4, 2019

Goob

The cooler and more fun word for geeb

does anyone have a goob cap? im tryna get high af. might have to smoke 3 goobs

by Wombo head expert March 9, 2023