Goosahopgoodshophoof

A half-goose half-goat creature with a great shopping sense and the ability to jump three times its own height. May also apply to an artistic depiction of said animal.

Person 1: OMG, I NEED NEW CLOTHEZZZZ
Person 2: OMGEEE HAVE THE GOOSAHOPGOODSHOPHOOF HELP YOU, HE HAS GREAT SHOPPING SENSE AND CAN JUMP AND GET THINGS FROM THE TOP SHELVES.

Person 1: That's a really nice goosahopgoodshophoof you have in your living room.
Person 2: Thanks, I got it from Gregory Greggson's goosahopgoodshophoof emporium.

by THEMAKEROFGOOSAHOPGOODSHOPHOOF February 28, 2011

Gojo Satoru

A professional photographer, a "mature" teacher and a hottie. This man has lots of simps, and ngl i'm one of them.

Simp 1: Omg, Gojo Satoru is so hot!
Simp 2: i agree bestie
Some random person: are you to okay?

by a-random-Adrian-Crevan-simp August 16, 2021

Gomosexual

One who is sexually attracted to gaynor

Clarification Jim: are you a gomosexual?

by gaynorsimp June 29, 2022

filthy goose

a "dirty" martini made with Grey Goose Brand Vodka mixed with olive brine. Garnished with 3 olives. Shaken, not stirred. (See also-dirty kettle: made with Kettle One Brand Vodka)

Hey Susan, would you care to join me at the Top of the Mark for a filthy goose? But of course Chris...vamanos!

by Mr. Lane "Dyogi" Mayer October 15, 2003

Going goose

Way harder than going wild, turkey, or ham. A level only obtained by the elite few who are able to take it to the next level in any given situation

Person 1: did you see how hard that dude went last night at the bar? 19 shots 12 beers and he's a diabetic!
Person 2: yea man he was going goose

by Eggsforbreakfast123 December 25, 2011

slippery as goose shit

wicked slippery

The icy driveway was slippery as goose shit.

by H-2-the-Dub September 27, 2008

Milking the goose

Pinching or squeezing the very top knuckle of any finger, which is very painful.

Mike acted like he had an extremely high pain threshold, but all I did was milk his goose and he cried like a little girl. Milking the goose hurts like hell!

by Ice Kube February 9, 2012