miles per gallon

The ratio of the number of miles traveled to the number of gallons of gasoline burned. AKA... how many miles are left before your car dies

Mom, how many miles per gallon will this car get? I have to go for a short drive today.

by Scott Howard July 7, 2003

galloway

a fat cow, puts on too much perfume

galloway are raised as boys, but later get a sex change

by Nick Duarte September 28, 2006

galoot

someone who profers to use old hand tools instead of modern power tools

the galoot really liked to use his hand planer

by crazyshiot June 7, 2009

they might be gaylords

the term used by any sane person who has heard of the craptastic band they might be giants. im fairly sure the two singer people are gay for each other. your mother.

wierdo retard: i was listening to they might be giants last night!

sane person: who the frick listens to they might be gaylords??! arse face. *kicks wierdo retard*

by your sweaty hairy mother April 25, 2010

Gaylord

The most unfortunate name ever.

I feel so bad for Gaylord. His parents must have hated him.

by 42answer June 5, 2014

galoolie spot

it's the spot of gooey on the wall as you walk up the stairs. can be very slippery and dangerous to touch as you take the stairs, could cause a fall.

Beware of the Galoolie spot.

by k. g. December 6, 2006

Gay-Lo

A male wedding planner

"A Japanese guy I know makes his living planning weddings. There is something creepy about him. My friend said he looked like he wanted to rape you with his eyes. He is a raving queer."

"Sounds like a right Gay-Lo"

"That's not all, there is something seriously wrong with the way he speaks, it sounds like he permanently has a mouthful of semen"

"the cum-guzzling bastard"

by Seattle Brain July 10, 2009