vagina feud

A bitter quarrel between to females that can be a hairy mess.

"Ann and Colleen are in a vagina feud."
"That's gonna be a hairy mess!"

by lownstar2 October 8, 2011

I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK

THIS MEANS THAT SOMEONE IS REQUESTING TO BE LAID BY SOMEONE ELSE.

GIRL: "SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT"

BOY: "I'M NO FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK"

by Hullo, have a goode one February 3, 2010

Freudian Autocompletion

When the autocompletion inadvertently changes a word in your text that, although incorrect, actually reveals what you're REALLY thinking

... I'm on my way - I can stop and pick up something. Would you like some beer, how many?

.. Could I have sEx today?

-- Freudian Autocompletion?

by ncacace April 8, 2015

freudian slip

When you accidentally say one thing but mean your mother, another, sorry about that.

Friend: Did you see what your mother, I mean brother, did to me last night?
Me: Hold on, Wait, was that a freudian slip?

by Nukeemhigh57 June 13, 2018

Freudian fall

An extreme version of the Freudian slip where the person says or does something that reveals their subconscious feelings so much that they will never be able to be themselves again. This error redefines them.

When Carson asked Asher if he was going into the school dance or if he was just going to hang outside. Asher replied that he'd only go if he could go into the "pants" with him. Asher said it loud enough that Barry heard. Barry posted it and Asher could never pick himself up from that Freudian fall.

by von groovy January 18, 2019

Freudzone

When someone has mommy issues

Yo I think he was freudzoned, that’s why he’s so weird
Yo right

by Keispenter November 23, 2019

the Freudian Text game

Texting using only your phone's predictive function for the laughs.

Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.

I was at a party with that Sally girl, we were playing the Freudian Text game, it was funny as all hell. She sent me some really messed up stuff!

by Pleiades14 December 31, 2016