facebook

(verb): To slap oneself in the face with a book; much in the same manner as facepalm, but with a more "kill-me-now" sort of attitude, as opposed to one of just mere disappointment.
When he saw his best friend and ex-girlfriend epically screw up their date, he gave no verbal responses - only a depressed sigh and a massive facebook.
by foxhead120 October 03, 2010
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FaceBook

n. 1. A social networking site, originally desgined for college students, but has stretched out to anyone 14+ years old. This has been suggested as a safer, more fun enviroment for people to keep in touch.
2. The reason my homework is never done.
3. A book of face.
v. To interact with FaceBook in any way.This includes, but is not limited to, chatting, setting your status, checking the newsfeed, stalking, and/or logging in.
1. I keep in touch with old class mates through Facebook.
2. I forgot to do my homeworl because I was on Facebook!
3. Yoda would say a book of face instead of Facebook.
4. Dude, that guy loves to Facebook!
by Defiant Blob February 09, 2010
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facebookable

If a picture can be posted on facebook. If a photo is admissible to be posted on facebook.
"Is that photo facebookable!!"
by calhau December 21, 2007
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facebooker

a guy or girl that looks good on Facebook, but not in person.
"Went to meet this girl lastnight, she was such a facebooker."

"Ahh man that sucks, butterface?"

"Totally."
by Jewdus2013 February 06, 2010
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facebook

Dude, are trying to do some facebook tonight?
by Malec March 04, 2006
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Facebooked

I just Facebooked this Youtube video.
by MattC1977 December 04, 2010
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Facebooked

To overtly, covertly, and/or coercively attempt to induce you to give your personal information to data miners and indirectly to stalkers, psychos and the secret police.
"I'd get a discount if I sign up for a store card, but I'm afraid I'll be facebooked"
by Non Dehyo May 08, 2012
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