facebook

(verb): To slap oneself in the face with a book; much in the same manner as facepalm, but with a more "kill-me-now" sort of attitude, as opposed to one of just mere disappointment.

When he saw his best friend and ex-girlfriend epically screw up their date, he gave no verbal responses - only a depressed sigh and a massive facebook.

by foxhead120 October 3, 2010

Facebooked

When you masterbate to pictures off of Facebook.

That picture of sharon at the beach in the two piece got so Facebooked last night!

by wstcst August 9, 2010

facebookable

If a picture can be posted on facebook. If a photo is admissible to be posted on facebook.

"Is that photo facebookable!!"

by calhau January 8, 2008

facebooker

a guy or girl that looks good on Facebook, but not in person.

"Went to meet this girl lastnight, she was such a facebooker."

"Ahh man that sucks, butterface?"

"Totally."

by Jewdus2013 February 5, 2010

facebook

1) cocaine, white, "cool stuff"

Dude, are trying to do some facebook tonight?

by Malec April 14, 2006

Facebooked

To share something on Facebook.

I just Facebooked this Youtube video.

by MattC1977 December 4, 2010

Facebooked

To overtly, covertly, and/or coercively attempt to induce you to give your personal information to data miners and indirectly to stalkers, psychos and the secret police.

"I'd get a discount if I sign up for a store card, but I'm afraid I'll be facebooked"

by Non Dehyo October 16, 2012