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person 1: My grandma uses facebook.
person 2: to be expected.
by Space Racist March 8, 2023
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An app/website that peaked in the late 2000’s until every mom and child predator on the face of the planet joined it, and the CIA spies on you
by Stickytipbro March 15, 2023
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Facebook! Facebook! Don't get me started on Facebooooooook!!!!!
They say that there's no cure for Facebook, your life is simply at an end.
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A shity fucking social media website don't use it if you value your sanity
Darel felt happier after deleting his facebook account
by None of your damn business August 12, 2023
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The act of placing tracking chips on a small child's ankle and in his eye sockets before forcing him to drink ten gallons of a mixture of your saliva, spit, cum, vomit, snot, piss, and sweat, among other bodily fluids; others can be used if necessary. Once you have that down, ram your cock up his ass (and vagina if female) as hard as possible before skullfucking him in his nostrils and ears. After you finish that, gaze at his naked body while throwing condoms at him for half an hour before tearing off one of his limbs, using it as a fleshlight, and making him take a bite out of it. You will then need to knock him unconscious and rape him repeatedly in most of his bodily crevices. Once the act is done, bring him home as if nothing happened, stalk him extensively, and take pictures of his body while he's sleeping. Get some Diet Coke and Mentos and hold it against the stub where his severed limb used to be.
Facebook harvests your personal info so they can perform this sex act.
by Yopmail User November 26, 2023
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A website or app that is full of cringy ass bullshit
A website or app that is full of cringy ass bullshit
Yo bro, I cringed so damn hard when I saw that shit my Uncle and his immature friends posted on Facebook - Jason

Yeah, Facebook is also known for making their users say they have 3,000 friends, but those are fake friends for them because they never fucking met them and don’t know where they live. Facebook should be called Fuckbook - Greg
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 19, 2023
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The Zuck’s empire, Facebook is a social media website similar to stuff like twitter and instagram where you can post random updates about life, or join groups and do similar stuff there. Weirdly popular among mums and older people, causing the horrible minion plague to emerge, inevitably leading to the creation of the ‘Facebook mum’ term to fit the archetype of older people, usually women, who use Facebook and enjoy bad memes with minions slapped on them.
“I use Facebook, do you have a Facebook account?”
“Nah, sorry man. I only use Insta.”
“Oh. Guess I’ll go make minion memes then. Alone.” cue sad ant with bindle pose
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
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