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by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
Get the Expand dongmug. Someone who discriminates against people with disabilities, mental or physical. Can be unintentional, but is just as often intentional and malicious, which is why it’s discrimination. Basically, discrimination is being a dick to anyone of any group of people with a trait or aspect of their lives that they didn’t choose and cannot control, like race, sexuality, gender, functioning, etc. Ableism is NOT:
- something made up by annoying people who apparently get ‘triggered’ at everything
- something that should be joked about or treated casually. Ableism is a serious issue and affects the lives of many people.
TL,DR: if you’re an ableist you’re a prick who belittles disabled people (whether intentionally or unintentionally). Don’t be a prick.
- something made up by annoying people who apparently get ‘triggered’ at everything
- something that should be joked about or treated casually. Ableism is a serious issue and affects the lives of many people.
TL,DR: if you’re an ableist you’re a prick who belittles disabled people (whether intentionally or unintentionally). Don’t be a prick.
Bob: that guy in a wheelchair is a fucking spaz, he shouldn’t come here.
Dave: Jeez, man. That’s really ableist, not cool.
(Basically, don’t call disabled people stuff like spaz or advocate to remove them from public spaces, for example, cuz that’s shitty)
Dave: Jeez, man. That’s really ableist, not cool.
(Basically, don’t call disabled people stuff like spaz or advocate to remove them from public spaces, for example, cuz that’s shitty)
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
Get the Ableistmug. The Zuck’s empire, Facebook is a social media website similar to stuff like twitter and instagram where you can post random updates about life, or join groups and do similar stuff there. Weirdly popular among mums and older people, causing the horrible minion plague to emerge, inevitably leading to the creation of the ‘Facebook mum’ term to fit the archetype of older people, usually women, who use Facebook and enjoy bad memes with minions slapped on them.
“I use Facebook, do you have a Facebook account?”
“Nah, sorry man. I only use Insta.”
“Oh. Guess I’ll go make minion memes then. Alone.” cue sad ant with bindle pose
“Nah, sorry man. I only use Insta.”
“Oh. Guess I’ll go make minion memes then. Alone.” cue sad ant with bindle pose
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
Get the Facebookmug. ‘Neil banging out the tunes’ refers to an image of a bald-looking rat in front of a toy keyboard captioned ‘Neil banging out the tunes April 13th, 2006’. It has become particularly popular in the Lemon Demon fandom, as Neil Cicierega shares a name with this meme.
Tumblr poster: holy shit it’s April 13th you know what that means
Everyone else: oh no
Neil banging out the tunes: hi
Everyone else: oh no
Neil banging out the tunes: hi
by LeoTheKilljoy October 4, 2023
Get the Neil banging out the tunesmug. A misspelling of ‘officer’ commonly used as a gag in media to indicate that a character got caught driving under the influence and are sucky as hell at hiding it for obvious reasons. It’s a pretty funny gag but I think the swapping of ‘officer’ and ‘problem’ in the sentence ‘what seems to be the problem, officer?’ like they did in South Park once (among other shows) is funnier but oh well
“Excuse me sir, do you have any idea about the speed at which you were driving?”
“Erm……… nnoooo, ociffer, I haven’t the foggiest—”
“…Did you just call me ociffer?”
“Erm……… nnoooo, ociffer, I haven’t the foggiest—”
“…Did you just call me ociffer?”
by LeoTheKilljoy January 7, 2024
Get the Ociffermug. Homestuck Armageddon. Somehow sharing a date with Neil banging out the tunes, this is the date every dedicated homestuck hater presumably dreads, and every homestuck fan tenses up with nervous anticipation for. It’s the anniversary of both homestuck and its protagonist, goddamned John Egbert. April 13th, but in MM/DD because star spangled banner caw caw god bless America terminology I guess. It was a more terrifying date in the early-mid 2010s when the homestuck fandom was at its peak and internet humour quality was at an all-time low (if you don’t count the absolute nosedive that 2018 memes were). So if someone around you mentions 4/13, initiate defensive protocol immediately if you value your sanity.
Homestuck (or homestuckie though that’s usually used more as an insult): oh, it’s 4/13 already? Huh!
Non-homestucks: YEAAARGH, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
Non-homestucks: YEAAARGH, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
Get the 4/13mug. A really cool song by hit American rock band My Chemical Romance (often abbreviated to MCR or My Chem)
by LeoTheKilljoy October 21, 2023
Get the Teenagersmug.