LeoTheKilljoy's definitions

Expand dong

A phalloplasty. Can refer to the experience of both cis dudes and trans dudes.

“My expand dong is only two weeks away, I’m pretty excited”

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

Ableist

Someone who discriminates against people with disabilities, mental or physical. Can be unintentional, but is just as often intentional and malicious, which is why it’s discrimination. Basically, discrimination is being a dick to anyone of any group of people with a trait or aspect of their lives that they didn’t choose and cannot control, like race, sexuality, gender, functioning, etc. Ableism is NOT:

- something made up by annoying people who apparently get ‘triggered’ at everything
- something that should be joked about or treated casually. Ableism is a serious issue and affects the lives of many people.

TL,DR: if you’re an ableist you’re a prick who belittles disabled people (whether intentionally or unintentionally). Don’t be a prick.

Bob: that guy in a wheelchair is a fucking spaz, he shouldn’t come here.
Dave: Jeez, man. That’s really ableist, not cool.

(Basically, don’t call disabled people stuff like spaz or advocate to remove them from public spaces, for example, cuz that’s shitty)

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

4/13

Homestuck Armageddon. Somehow sharing a date with Neil banging out the tunes, this is the date every dedicated homestuck hater presumably dreads, and every homestuck fan tenses up with nervous anticipation for. It’s the anniversary of both homestuck and its protagonist, goddamned John Egbert. April 13th, but in MM/DD because star spangled banner caw caw god bless America terminology I guess. It was a more terrifying date in the early-mid 2010s when the homestuck fandom was at its peak and internet humour quality was at an all-time low (if you don’t count the absolute nosedive that 2018 memes were). So if someone around you mentions 4/13, initiate defensive protocol immediately if you value your sanity.

Homestuck (or homestuckie though that’s usually used more as an insult): oh, it’s 4/13 already? Huh!
Non-homestucks: YEAAARGH, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

Neil banging out the tunes

‘Neil banging out the tunes’ refers to an image of a bald-looking rat in front of a toy keyboard captioned ‘Neil banging out the tunes April 13th, 2006’. It has become particularly popular in the Lemon Demon fandom, as Neil Cicierega shares a name with this meme.

Tumblr poster: holy shit it’s April 13th you know what that means
Everyone else: oh no
Neil banging out the tunes: hi

by LeoTheKilljoy October 4, 2023

Ociffer

A misspelling of ‘officer’ commonly used as a gag in media to indicate that a character got caught driving under the influence and are sucky as hell at hiding it for obvious reasons. It’s a pretty funny gag but I think the swapping of ‘officer’ and ‘problem’ in the sentence ‘what seems to be the problem, officer?’ like they did in South Park once (among other shows) is funnier but oh well

“Excuse me sir, do you have any idea about the speed at which you were driving?”
“Erm……… nnoooo, ociffer, I haven’t the foggiest—”
“…Did you just call me ociffer?”

by LeoTheKilljoy January 7, 2024

September 17

Birthday of cool people. Apparently also some kind of (inter?)national hug your loved one(s) day. And a pretty common birthday. Nevertheless, it is the day true awesomeness was invented, and anyone born on this day is one hell of a cool bastard.

I was born on September 17th therefore this is nothing but truth. I know stuff

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

Whippets

Basically nitrous oxide when used as a recreational drug. It’s effects are much like being drunk, but like, the good kind of drunk I think. They are immediate but they only last for a few minutes. The safest way to take it is to release some nitrous oxide into a balloon and sniff it from that. If you’re planning on taking it be careful though, cuz it is a drug and its consumption as such is illegal. Also be safe because I don’t want to be the indirect reason for anyone getting frostbite, being hospitalised or straight up fucking DYING, so don’t say I didn’t warn you but knock yourself out as long as you’re careful. Don’t literally knock yourself out though.

Mark: hey dude wanna do whippets tonight?
Carl: sure, why not

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024