LeoTheKilljoy's definitions

Teenagers

A really cool song by hit American rock band My Chemical Romance (often abbreviated to MCR or My Chem)

(Really cool guitar) Teenagers scare the living shit out of me

by LeoTheKilljoy October 21, 2023

Ableist

Someone who discriminates against people with disabilities, mental or physical. Can be unintentional, but is just as often intentional and malicious, which is why it’s discrimination. Basically, discrimination is being a dick to anyone of any group of people with a trait or aspect of their lives that they didn’t choose and cannot control, like race, sexuality, gender, functioning, etc. Ableism is NOT:

- something made up by annoying people who apparently get ‘triggered’ at everything
- something that should be joked about or treated casually. Ableism is a serious issue and affects the lives of many people.

TL,DR: if you’re an ableist you’re a prick who belittles disabled people (whether intentionally or unintentionally). Don’t be a prick.

Bob: that guy in a wheelchair is a fucking spaz, he shouldn’t come here.
Dave: Jeez, man. That’s really ableist, not cool.

(Basically, don’t call disabled people stuff like spaz or advocate to remove them from public spaces, for example, cuz that’s shitty)

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

Facebook

The Zuck’s empire, Facebook is a social media website similar to stuff like twitter and instagram where you can post random updates about life, or join groups and do similar stuff there. Weirdly popular among mums and older people, causing the horrible minion plague to emerge, inevitably leading to the creation of the ‘Facebook mum’ term to fit the archetype of older people, usually women, who use Facebook and enjoy bad memes with minions slapped on them.

“I use Facebook, do you have a Facebook account?”
“Nah, sorry man. I only use Insta.”
“Oh. Guess I’ll go make minion memes then. Alone.” cue sad ant with bindle pose

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

Weeb

Someone who likes anime. Can be pretty embarrassing at times, or have suspicious internet activity, since a lot of anime’s have questionable content in them, but they can be alright people, I guess. As long as they're not creepy and just like anime, maybe collect some figures of characters or something, then they’re pretty cool people. Don’t judge a book by its cover I suppose. Note that not all anime enjoyers like to use this label due to its modern perception. But in the end, if you consider yourself a weeb, then knock yourself out.

Guy 1: Are you a weeb?
Guy 2: I am a big fan of naruto and spyxfamily, but I wouldn’t consider myself that. I really like anime, but it’s not a huge part of my life.
Guy 1: Oh. Okay.

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

4/13

Homestuck Armageddon. Somehow sharing a date with Neil banging out the tunes, this is the date every dedicated homestuck hater presumably dreads, and every homestuck fan tenses up with nervous anticipation for. It’s the anniversary of both homestuck and its protagonist, goddamned John Egbert. April 13th, but in MM/DD because star spangled banner caw caw god bless America terminology I guess. It was a more terrifying date in the early-mid 2010s when the homestuck fandom was at its peak and internet humour quality was at an all-time low (if you don’t count the absolute nosedive that 2018 memes were). So if someone around you mentions 4/13, initiate defensive protocol immediately if you value your sanity.

Homestuck (or homestuckie though that’s usually used more as an insult): oh, it’s 4/13 already? Huh!
Non-homestucks: YEAAARGH, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

Frerard

Every fangirl’s favourite mental nuclear missile. ‘Frerard’ is the ship name for Frank Iero and Gerard Way, the rhythm guitarist and frontman of My Chemical Romance, respectively. It all started when the duo had a reputation for their ‘stage gayness’ in which they fought homophobia by acting, as the words ‘stage gayness’ suggests, gay on stage for each other. They never dated, to clarify, and they never had any actual romantic feelings for each other as far as we know (and as far as we should be concerned, because that’s pretty personal), and they’re both married to women and have children now, but when they did do the stage gay stuff, it was because they loved making homophobes uncomfortable. This kind of backfired because they found out that people were… into that. Really into it. The entire band ended up knowing of the *explicit* slash fanfiction (the 2000s emo/alternative scene was a fucking time if I’ve ever seen one) and shipping the weirdass fans turned their statement into. So they decided to stop with their stage gay duo act. Sadly, that didn’t stop the manic emo dream kids, and that’s why frerard crap still pops up on my tumblr dashboard occasionally to this day. These shippers need to be stopped or so help me.

Random emo: Hey, I wonder if there are any good mcr fics on heeeEEEEROH GOD IT’S FRERARD AGAIN OH GOD OH SHIT

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

Whippets

Basically nitrous oxide when used as a recreational drug. It’s effects are much like being drunk, but like, the good kind of drunk I think. They are immediate but they only last for a few minutes. The safest way to take it is to release some nitrous oxide into a balloon and sniff it from that. If you’re planning on taking it be careful though, cuz it is a drug and its consumption as such is illegal. Also be safe because I don’t want to be the indirect reason for anyone getting frostbite, being hospitalised or straight up fucking DYING, so don’t say I didn’t warn you but knock yourself out as long as you’re careful. Don’t literally knock yourself out though.

Mark: hey dude wanna do whippets tonight?
Carl: sure, why not

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024