Haha, okay, if you searched this up then you’re either a really weird time traveller from the early 2010s, a poor, doomed soul not knowing what’s coming for them, or both. Or maybe you want to see how weird the definitions of this are. Well. Simply put, Superwholock is the reimagining of supernatural, doctor who, and Sherlock Holmes as taking place all in one universe. In other words, tumblr’s worst crossover of the century in the history of ever. It became less prominent in later 2014 following the DashCon……. Incident? Or disaster, whatever, which sparked a theory that the Superwholock fans meeting each other made them realise how unbearable they actually were. (Tumblr user theofficialvincenzo) Superwholock is also an excellent safeword, because it is guaranteed to work as an instant turnoff (tumblr user mcclonalds) basically, Superwholock is hell. If someone mentions Superwholock around you, you have two options:
Option 1: if you’re feeling brave upon hearing the cursed abomination of a word (I mean who the hell thought Superwholock sounded good anyway) then compliment the speaker’s shoelaces, and anticipate a confession to serious burglary on their behalf in response.
Option 2: run, hide, fake your death, and become a missing rogue forever
Option 2: run, hide, fake your death, and become a missing rogue forever
by LeoTheKilljoy January 08, 2024
A main character, usually a girl, who’s a clear self-insert into the story and is annoyingly powerful and important. Often stereotyped with unusually-coloured hair when it is parodied. Almost always supposed to be a ‘clumsy dork’ character who’s unpopular (even though they’re friends with their entire school usually and are almost always dating the guy the supposed ‘popular girl’ (whom everyone actually hates) wanted first but let’s not question that I guess)
by LeoTheKilljoy January 06, 2024
Homestuck Armageddon. Somehow sharing a date with Neil banging out the tunes, this is the date every dedicated homestuck hater presumably dreads, and every homestuck fan tenses up with nervous anticipation for. It’s the anniversary of both homestuck and its protagonist, goddamned John Egbert. April 13th, but in MM/DD because star spangled banner caw caw god bless America terminology I guess. It was a more terrifying date in the early-mid 2010s when the homestuck fandom was at its peak and internet humour quality was at an all-time low (if you don’t count the absolute nosedive that 2018 memes were). So if someone around you mentions 4/13, initiate defensive protocol immediately if you value your sanity.
Homestuck (or homestuckie though that’s usually used more as an insult): oh, it’s 4/13 already? Huh!
Non-homestucks: YEAAARGH, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
Non-homestucks: YEAAARGH, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
by LeoTheKilljoy January 06, 2024
‘Neil banging out the tunes’ refers to an image of a bald-looking rat in front of a toy keyboard captioned ‘Neil banging out the tunes April 13th, 2006’. It has become particularly popular in the Lemon Demon fandom, as Neil Cicierega shares a name with this meme.
Tumblr poster: holy shit it’s April 13th you know what that means
Everyone else: oh no
Neil banging out the tunes: hi
Everyone else: oh no
Neil banging out the tunes: hi
by LeoTheKilljoy October 04, 2023
A misspelling of ‘officer’ commonly used as a gag in media to indicate that a character got caught driving under the influence and are sucky as hell at hiding it for obvious reasons. It’s a pretty funny gag but I think the swapping of ‘officer’ and ‘problem’ in the sentence ‘what seems to be the problem, officer?’ like they did in South Park once (among other shows) is funnier but oh well
“Excuse me sir, do you have any idea about the speed at which you were driving?”
“Erm……… nnoooo, ociffer, I haven’t the foggiest—”
“…Did you just call me ociffer?”
“Erm……… nnoooo, ociffer, I haven’t the foggiest—”
“…Did you just call me ociffer?”
by LeoTheKilljoy January 07, 2024
Basically nitrous oxide when used as a recreational drug. It’s effects are much like being drunk, but like, the good kind of drunk I think. They are immediate but they only last for a few minutes. The safest way to take it is to release some nitrous oxide into a balloon and sniff it from that. If you’re planning on taking it be careful though, cuz it is a drug and its consumption as such is illegal. Also be safe because I don’t want to be the indirect reason for anyone getting frostbite, being hospitalised or straight up fucking DYING, so don’t say I didn’t warn you but knock yourself out as long as you’re careful. Don’t literally knock yourself out though.
by LeoTheKilljoy January 06, 2024
Birthday of cool people. Apparently also some kind of (inter?)national hug your loved one(s) day. And a pretty common birthday. Nevertheless, it is the day true awesomeness was invented, and anyone born on this day is one hell of a cool bastard.
by LeoTheKilljoy January 06, 2024