Alabama cupcake

When you cum on your sister-cousin’s titties

I gave Patti Mae an Alabama cupcake last night

by Chaospixxxie May 29, 2021

Greensboro Cupcake

When you take a fat shit on your significant other , then splooge directly on top of the poop creating a yummy glazed no-bake.

"Yo I heard Ty gave Sandy a Greensboro cupcake, and she gobbled it up"

by LimpDickDanny November 05, 2022

Split Cupcake

slang for vagina

I totally got in her split cupcake the other night.

by j8886 December 07, 2011

cupcake job

When a beverage company salesman has the easiest job but bitches and moans about it to the hardworking merchandisers. They have not just a cake job but a cupcake job.

The tired merchandiser had a blank stare listening to the salesman complain about his cupcake job.

by The Red Hairon September 19, 2015

Cupcake warrior

A typically scraggly person who can search and destroy cupcakes with an uncanny otherworldly ability., also known as a "chubs"

Dont bring cupcakes to work chubs is a cupcake warrior.

by Cap'n crazy pants April 19, 2018

Lick the cupcake

The act of jizzing on a girls vagina and licking it off

Man she was well kinky she wanted me to lick the cupcake

by Cheekyprick901 October 07, 2016

black cupcake

Adjective for a medium-sized black women, not very attractive

Damn, that shawnya is a damn black cupcake

Carly, shut up you black cupcake

by BabeLolbae August 22, 2019