alpha chump

A term used to define the dominating male at CCPC. usually is a strong, masculine, beastly man who takes authority on everything and never loses. any who are not rolling thick with the alpha chump are just straight chumps

J Lowe was the original alpha chump

by Jonnypizanno December 28, 2007

Beta Chump

Guys who are scared of birds, paper turtles, spend their time writing about why rock stars are beta chumps, and lie about their girlfriends being dead.

Beta Chump- Sub-par male

by IamAwesome0731 August 4, 2008

Chumpkin

a fat chick

"Dude did you see those fucking chumpkins in the food court?!"

"yeah, what about them?"

"I'd love to harpoon one of those wales" ;)

by BlueJuice October 31, 2011

One pump chump

A person who drinks one drink and is drunk/ throws up. Lightweight

That dude is a one pump chump he threw up off one drink.

by Slapanja September 2, 2020

Chump

1. A person who is the lowest of the low and has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
2. Someone who can be easily tricked and derided by a wittier and more attractive male.

That Kim O'Brien is such a chump

by Oxford English Dictionary March 10, 2005

Chump

Chump metaphore for a dick, actuall definition
Short, thick piece of wood :D
i discovered this when a friend sed they liked the word chump and i wanted them to stop using it, now i can't stop

Person 1- Hey
person 2- yo monkey chump
Person 1- ewww monkey chump
Person 2- haha u sed monkey chump
Person 1- ur sick
Person 2- i can't help it!

by bum licker January 15, 2006

chumpet

A chumpet is a complete knobwit.
A cross between a trumpet and a chump. He is usually your boss, predominantly named Alex. He gives trumpet to his superiors whilst affecting chump like symptoms to employees.

Alex is a chumpet.

by The Glove May 1, 2003