can i get an f in the chat

similar to RIP! used in circumstances to show disapointment
ex. "I just failed my test!"

"my mom just died"
"I can't find my juul"
"My cat got hit by a car"
and to all you can humorously say, "CAN I GET AN F IN THE CHAT" and it works oh so perfectly.

older people might not understand but it is truly wonderful

mom: (to my dad) honey, i found your texts with kathleen! who the hell is that???
me: can i get an f in the chat for dad

by bigphatmama January 9, 2019

Has left the chat

When someone has left some kind of impact, typically bad, that it forces a related person or group of people to check out (leave) out of embarrassment or disinterest.

The phrase references old time chat rooms with the notice that “____ has left the chat.”

*Shane Dawson’s ‘The Mind of Jake Paul’ video ends*

“Jake Paul has left the chat.”
or
“The Pauls have left the chat.”

by C. Dardano October 4, 2018

Zombie Chat

The act of either having a instant message or text message conversations where nothing gets accomplished. Neither side is saying anything interesting. When either side realizes it they just say LOL or make a smiley face. The conversation is filled with awkwardness.

"Hey"
"Hey"
"Whats Up?"
"Nothing"
"Cool, lol"
"You?"
"Nothing"

I really don't think I should be going out with Amy, we always have zombie chats and it is awkward.

by TheDKGeographyofTheWorld May 28, 2009

Barrens Chat

1) A infamously vile and crazy place within World of Warcraft, which is the eternal home of Chuck Norris jokes. Commonly caused because of the size of the zone, and the player density of the zone, and also due to the common rumor that the badass players play Horde, leading 12 year olds wanting to be badass, but instead, resulting in this hot mess of immaturity and Chuck Norris jokes.

2) Trade Chat

Leveling Player: Where's Mankrik's Wife?
Barrens Mongrel 1: my bedroom
Barrens Mongrel 2: you fag
Barrens Mongrel 3: reported
Barrens Mongrel 4: reported for reporting
Mediator: STFU GUYS YOU ARE ALL FUCKING LAME
Barrens Mongrel 2: NO U DUMBASS
Leveling Player: where's mankrik's wife plzzzz pst me
Passerby: fucking Barrens chat...
Barrens Mongrel 4: reported
Barrens Mongrel 2: reported for reporting
Barrens Mongrel 5: stfu fatasses, Chuck Norris will knock all your teeth out
Barrens Mongrel 3: stfu
Barrens Mongrel 1: no u
Guild Advertiser: <Trollkicker> is now recruiting! We have 3 bank tabs and a friendly community! pst for invite or more info!
Barrens Mongrel 7: stfu nobody cares about ur guild dumbfuck

etc. etc. etc.

by Trolldestroyer December 22, 2009

offline chat

When people talk in a Twitch streamer's chat despite them being offline, or not live.
The chats are normally chill, and are similar to very large group chats or general Discord servers.

"I'm talking in the offline chat right now."

by asleepyxsloth January 3, 2021

stop n chat

One who stops for a little conversation when they bump into someone on the way to somewhere. Usually it's a quick and instinctive descision if the stop n chat will go down or not, usually because one of the two parties dont want to stop and chat, and therefore will try some sort of avoidance.

Person 1: I knew I shouldn't have trusted you to be here on time...
Person 2: I would have been here on time, honest, but i ran into Charlie on the way here, and he forced me into a stop n chat.

by Yalts March 30, 2008

Facebook Chat

Another addition to the Facebook Stalkers Toolkit for people who you don't want to talk to... to talk to you. To make it worse, the only off-switch is "going offline" on your internet browser.

You remember that creepy Blake guy from our High School? He caught me on facebook chat the other day and I didn't want to deal with the overwhelming guilt of ignoring him so I had to say hi.

by DramaticJohnny July 6, 2009