Clown Pocket

a very deep vagina, one that can fit a surprising amount of things
BF: "Yo babe how are we going to get the snacks into the movie theater? You don't have any pockets or a purse?"
GF: "Don't worry I have a 12 pack of diet coke and 5 large popcorns in my clown pocket."
by xxxdonkey_dongxxx October 01, 2018
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clown act

an act of excessive stupidity or ineptitude, eliciting disgust or derision from it's viewers.
The Detroit Lions offense is an absolute, fucking, clown act.
by Wizmasta January 09, 2009
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Water Clown

A person who trys to be amusing or entertaining in an over the top way and believes they have pulled it off, but in reality they have failed.
The comedian last night made his jokes so over the top, that instead of being amusing he was a water clown.
by FrogboggerSteve March 16, 2009
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Punching The Clown

1.pounding your peter until it pukes

2.pulling your pud

3.spanking the monkey

4.slapping your shit

5.manipulateing your genitals
Jason got caught Punching The Clown by his mom.
by Kenneth L. October 28, 2005
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Circus Clown

A Tim Hortons employee who is heavily concealed behind vast amounts of makeup, gothic eyeliner and porn starlet red lipstick creating the appearance of a clown behind the counter.

Also known as a "CC"
Man check out CC tonight yo......that Circus Clown could juggle balls off that ass son. Shes got that hair of hers all balled up like a bozo the clown wig under that hair net.
by T-DawG November 23, 2004
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clown car

noun: a vagina that has had numerous children birthed from it.
She has had 5 kids in 7 years. She has to be sportin' a clown car between her legs.
by halize April 01, 2006
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clown magnet

The ability to attract complete idiot duechebags. A male or female who is generally a good person but for whatever reason attracts the worst people who turn out to be complete clowns, idiots, duechebags, or similar. Happens in business as well - a decent salesperson often attracts clowns as customers.
Poor Sally has another customer treating her like crap. She is such a clown magnet.
by Makaha Bandit July 01, 2014
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