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Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks 

A phrase to describe a woman's mating behavior where she freely engages in sexual activities with the physically attractive, charismatic, charming, suave and confident males - in other words, the Alpha males - with no strings attached, shit-tests, favors, catches and any rules, hence Alpha Fucks.

At the same time the woman denies sex to the physically unattractive and undesirable men - in other words, the Beta males - instead giving ambiguous promises that sex will be offered in return if the males treat her well, take her out to dates, buy her dinner, bring her gifts, etc, hence Beta Bucks.

For the Betas, sex is held behind many barriers such as the "three dates" rule, all-expenses paid dinners, shopping trips, favors, funny jokes, rapport building, lengthy text convos, shit tests and more... all the while as the Alphas get to have sex right away without having to do all that in advance. Hence, the term Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks.

This phrase can also alternatively be used to describe how a woman spends her young and fertile years hooking up and getting knocked up by the Alphas with absolutely no strings attached, and later as she seeks to settle down, seeks out a Beta to provide for her and her Alpha spawn.

Synonyms for Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks include:

Alpha Fame Beta Shame
Alpha Boss Beta Loss
Alpha Lay Beta Pay
Alpha Sex Beta Checks
Alpha Seed Beta Need
Alpha Fornicate Beta Masturbate
Samantha wrote on her Tinder profile "I'm looking for a gentleman to treat me right, buy me gifts and take me to dinners. No hookups unless you look like Jason Statham!" She is in Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks mode.

Josie had a kid with Jamal the pro basketball player and then married Richard from retail five years later. Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks.
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phi beta lame 

The fraternity for all the guys who think that being in a fraternity makes them important
G: The new boss, he keeps bragging about how he was part of a fraternity at college, is that lame or what?
OG: That's more than lame, that's phi beta lame?

Sharma ji ka beta 

The Pinnacle of excellence, used by Indian parents to compare their children
Usage of Sharma ji ka beta: Sharma ji ke bete ko dekho, AIR 1 hai uski, tum idhar pubg ke upar nahi aaye
Sharma ji ka beta by GamerGod87 October 16, 2018

did that in beta 

Phrase used to pretend one has seen or done something before anyone else, usually used when first mentioned by the first, or innocent party. This is usually used to try and gain a leg-up in ones own sad life by piggy-backing someone elses unique or interesting events...
PLAYERONE 'Blimey i just won the National Lottery'

PLAYERTWO 'Oh I did that in Beta'
did that in beta by fartpipe January 11, 2009

A Beta kid 

·a kid who obsesses over the beta version of a game too much, (most commonly Super Mario 64), which leads them to constantly asking for beta recreations, creating their own beta hacks
"Duke is such a beta kid"

Soy boy beta cuck

Used by characters in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" to describe someone who is a vegan, demasculinized, beta male, cuckold.

You typically associate these guys with vegans, hipsters, man buns/man ponies, typical beta male. The type of guy you'd cuckold and he would like it.
Get your hands off me, you soy boy beta cuck! I will never get a man pony!

Sharma Ji Ka Beta 

The real definition of "perfection" as per Indian parents. Best example of someone COMPLETELY OPPOSITE TO YOU. He has qualified JEE,NEET,AIIMS,JIPMER,SAT,CAT,RAT, BAT....and literally everything you can imagine of.
Most important, you can never be him.

He don't attac.
He don't protecc.
But most important, he my parents favrett.
"Vo dekho Sharma Ji Ka Beta"
Sharma Ji Ka Beta by Namjoon's IQ September 4, 2019