beta mama

Pronoun.

Defenition: 1. That girl who gave you your Beta Fish (Siamese Fighting Fish)
2. chick friend who takes your left overs, if you are her girl friend, shes that one who still hangs out with disrespectful trash that you told her SPECIFICALLY where gonna do her wrong, then cries to you about it

"Thanks for the beta, grandma! Yr my beta mama now! Lol!"

"Yeah, *generic female name*, i know all about how *generic male name* stole from you, dismantled your microwave, and is sleeping with your sister. CHICA YOU SUCH A BETA MAMA!

stop yr phukn crying! Get it together!"

by RazlDazlBeBopMan April 12, 2021

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Get the beta mamamug.

Beta

Someone who isn’t quite as tall as they say they are. Usually the “5th roomate” who doesn’t contribute positively to any situation. Typically the worst at gambling, the underdog for any athletic event, and the one who would have one of the worst rooms in the house. A Beta knows how to make food, but in reality just goes to simple places like chipotle all the time and plays the role of “food eater”. A beta within the household is always the designated “trash man” aka “garbage dude”. While this is the title, he never actually does his job or any job correctly, creating stress between the others that do productive things.

Hey look at that beta over there taking out the trash.

Oh yea Definitely a beta. Look at the way he only took it half way to the curb and gave up.

by Alpha user August 24, 2021

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