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bartard

Someone who habitually uses Xanax, a antipsychotic perscription drug which interferes with receptors in the brain.
Non-generic Xanax pills are characterized by a linking of four breakable squares in linked a horizantal line, taking on a "bar" like appearance. With key nuertotransmitters blocked off, the behavior of a bartard in question can often be recognized by massive confusion bordering on belligerence. Subject may not be capable of comprehending certain simple concepts, hence the implementation of "tard" as a suffix.
Courteny Love; a large percentage of high school students in Texas and California.

Mike got all quadded out and drove his Prelude off-road on the park running trails to see how far he was jogging a day on his odometer, he's really becoming something of a bartard.
by Nick Beam December 28, 2005
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bartek

1. When you see a song title made by your favorite producer or artist but the title actually never existed.

2. When (s)he switched or mixed up song titles and producer/artists.
Me: Is that a new song by Alan?

*looks at title* Alan Walker - Forcing

*searches song title on Google*

*nothing shows up*

Me: Wait a minute, that's a bartek! The song never existed!
by GabDoddYT August 28, 2019
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Bartek

haters'll say it's fake but I'm a bartek
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mr.bartholomew

He is a teacher of ELA. Hes a fucking egghead
That damn ELA teacher is just a Mr.Bartholomew
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mischa barton diet

Snorting a line of cocaine off of a penis before performing oral sex.
Wow, that girl just did the Mischa Barton diet in the back of the club!
by MeSoCorny July 3, 2008
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Bartons

Cheap ass vodka thatll get ya fucked up for a low fee.
Yo Nick lets go down to Regis, pick up some bartons, and get maryann and other freshmen drunk and FUCk!
by Peterthefrog May 4, 2006
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Bartledoo

A nickname or saying for someone who doesn't talk clear in reference to the "mumbles" videos on youtube.
Someone who doesn't talk clear: Heyall I be right day by da doe iffu be need me n chit, aight den.

Other person: Huh?

Bystander 1: I don't know what bartledoo is talking about over there.
Bystander 2: Beats me, I thought he was retarded.
by M2k2ind May 29, 2010
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