Bartek 

Sexy af polish/ Slovakian kid that you want to marry.

Bartek came in the room and his looks blew me away.

Bartek by Facs not made up May 4, 2018

Bartek 

A fit polish boy thats first girl is not good enough but his second will always be the best. He is kind and caring but cab get aggressive. Nice to the ones he loves. Easily forgives others. Doesn't want to hert close ones feelings. A funny personality that makes Every one laugh. An overall good person.

Bartek got rude to Brady but soon for gave him.

Bartek by Heheiwonderwho October 19, 2018

Bartek 

(n): A large Oak Tree often found in Poland.
(n): A name given to individuals of Polish descent; a variation of the name "Bartholamew"
(n): A famous man residing in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, often found wearing Check Shirts and standing in front of Nuclear Power Plants around the world. Coined the term, "I'm waiting..."

1. That's a large Bartek in your backyard in Warsaw, Poland!

2. My child's name is Bartek.

3. Bartek was on the couch screaming, "I'm waiting..."

Bartek by Wendy Twang June 11, 2006

Bartek 

A crazy dude, generally smokes a lot of weed. Can get annoyed now and again, Overall is a good guy to have a banter with and a good person to know.

Just saw a Bartek strolling through a park with a bong in his hand the other day

Bartek by maj ley September 1, 2013

bartek 

1. When you see a song title made by your favorite producer or artist but the title actually never existed.

2. When (s)he switched or mixed up song titles and producer/artists.

Me: Is that a new song by Alan?

*looks at title* Alan Walker - Forcing

*searches song title on Google*

*nothing shows up*

Me: Wait a minute, that's a bartek! The song never existed!

bartek by GabDoddYT August 28, 2019

Bartek 

a guy with a big wood

haters'll say it's fake but I'm a bartek

Bartek by bartek bigwood October 21, 2019

Bartek 

A Bartek is a prank that can be played on anyone who owns a mobile phone.

Step 1: Obtain their number.

Step 2: Give their number to everyone that you know the subject does not have in their phone.

Step 3: Everyone sends messages to them saying "You make me feel like Im the only girl in the world!".

Step 4: Sit back and watch them loose their shit for the next few weeks.

Works best if you keep the prank a secret from killjoys who will ruin it.

person 1(prankee): Who the F**K keeps sending me messages saying you make me feel like im the only girl in the world...

person 2(pranker): I dont know man, ill ask around.

person 1: *walks away*

person 2: that guy is going insane from the good ol Bartek prank hahaha

person 3(also pranker): hahaha he wont be sleeping tonight.

Bartek by yourroommateD February 21, 2011