Alcohodrunkism

(1) the act and social pressures of sneaking in contraband alcohol into sporting events soley for the purpose of social defiance; (2) the long-term result of getting ass drunk and making an ass fool of yourself

1. Sneaking alcohol into Disney World when they sell alcohol would be alcohodrunkism to the extreme.

2. Your alcohodrunkism has resulted in you becoming more of an ass then Ke$ha in Tik Tok.

by UTBoy August 7, 2010

alcoshowerholic

Someone who is unable to take a shower without a beer

Man, Rob is such an alcoshowerholic. He hasn't taken a shower without a PBR in a month

by iamthelampman May 15, 2010

Alcofool

The name given to someone when they do something foolish or inadvisable when drunk.

David stop drinking vodka out of the toilet, you crazy Russian alcofool!

David take your penis out of the vending machine! This is definately going on facebook you alcofool.

by Alcofool November 21, 2010

Alcoheimer's

trans.verb - The state in which a person consumes too much alcohol to the point in which said person’s proceeding day(s) can NOT be remembered.

dude, duuudddde, my alcoheimer's is preventing me from remembering what the hell just happened last night.

by John-needs-to-yell November 27, 2010

alcoholache

vb : a dull throbbing pain occurring anywhere ( typically in the forehead) in the body following the lapse of the alcohol's euphoric effects.

Upon hearing moans of pain from her son's room Jennifer peaked inside and immediately discovered an empty bottle of whiskey on the floor near his bed. Immediately she deduced that Matt was suffering from an alcoholache.

by Dirk The Daring January 3, 2011

alconomics

the reality check excuse one might use upon departing a bar after happy hour is over.

I'd love to stay, but the alconomics just don't add up... it isn't alconomically feasable.

by hermungus January 7, 2011

alcoholysis

The process of drinking more alcohol while at the same time taking a piss, therefore refilling the emptiness left in your body from your pee.

In medicine, alcoholysis (from "alcohol", meaning liquid of the gods, "alcohol", meaning alcohol (duh), and "lysis", meaning loosening) is a process for removing alcohol from the system while introducing more at the same time, and is primarily used to replace the alcohol lost from your system while taking a piss, to adequately maintain the proper level of awesomeness in your body, to continue your epic night which you won't remember anyways.

In order to stay in the proper party fashion, I was forced to undergo an alcoholysis.

Guy 1: Hey 2, are you done for the night?

Guy 2: Uhhh.. (burp) Nahh mann, I'm jus' gonna get an alcoholysis done, to (burp) refresh the tank.

by Eddy A. Poe October 7, 2011