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alcoholicfetus 

A fetus who's parent is an alcoholic and will most likely be born with problems and become and alcoholic.
"Damn look at that retarded guy drink! He must've been an alcoholicfetus"

Alcoholzheimer's Disease 

The loss of memory caused by over consumption of liquor.
I had four vodka drinks last night and then got Alcoholzheimer's Disease. I don't remember driving home, or stopping at Del Taco before getting home, or eating them when I got home - hey, was that guy I was talking to last night any cute?

Alcoholarexic 

Someone who replaces food with alcohol.
I’m an alcoholarexic. I can easily drink all night instead of eating. I get all my calories from alcohol.
Alcoholarexic by M1ckeylove January 18, 2018

Alcoholac 

Pronounced (Al-ke-hall-ack)

A fictional insurance company run by an Alcoholic. A spin off of Aflac. The drunk sounds like a duck when he speaks. Only says "Whats that?" "Baaah" and "Alcoholac"
"If your hurt and miss work who do you call?"

"Whats that?"

"If your hurt and miss work who do you call?"

"Alcoholac!"
Alcoholac by Herbie Mackengeorge January 30, 2009

Alcoholzheimer's Disease 

Periodic dementia brought on by excessive alcohol consumption in social environments.
You talk to somebody at a party at length about life, the universe, and everything. Weeks later you see the same person again in "normal" life, you can't remember a thing you said or talked about, or even if you've ever met at all. The only lingering sensation is one of embarrassment from the possibility that you mispronounced the word "lambatse" multiple times. This is a symptom of Alcoholzheimer's Disease. See a doctor.

Alcoholzheimer's 

A classier, DSM-IV way of explaining your condition of being black out drunk.
Officer, of course I can't remember my address- I have Alcoholzheimer's.
Alcoholzheimer's by RadioBaconDotOrg December 18, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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