screaming cat 

Synonym: camel toe

Hey, check me in these pants they're pretty tight and I think I may have a screaming cat.

screaming cat by wolfeagle847 July 22, 2010

shelf cat 

1. A piece of pussy you keep on the shelf meaning you always know where to get it and you can get it when ever you want.

2. A homie who is boring and does nothing except "sit on the shelf," and collect dust. see couch potato

"so what are you gonna do today?"
"i think ill hang out with Christy"
"Who is Christy"
"Just a cute "shelf cat" I call whenever I need her"
"...happy freakin"

shelf cat by MoGameDenYou December 14, 2010

messy cat 

Someone (the cat) who is known for being a bit of a character. Enjoys getting absolutely battered on alcohol and drugs, yet is still a 'cat' because they're so smooth

Jim - 'carol is a messy cat, did you see her last night?'

Sharon - 'I did indeed, what a messy cat she was'

messy cat by packjugh July 7, 2011

complicated cat 

Someone who is more or less a boring person with a very normal, soft comfy life. They consider themselves special, and create unnecessary drama to make things more interesting for themselves.

Have you seen Mad Men? Betty Draper is such a complicated cat. very important with very little to do.

complicated cat by redyellowmellow April 27, 2014

Pure cat

A person who does something idiotic and or annoying.
West Texas slang for stupid.

Did you hear about Cody overdosing? Yeah, he's one pure cat.

Pure cat by GD Lavigne April 24, 2016

'ol cat tongue 

When a kitten places corn chex in her mouth chews it up slightly and blows her daddy.

Kitten Chelsea wanted to suprised her Daddy and gave him the 'ol cat tongue.

'ol cat tongue by Justjokin420 December 8, 2016

Outdoor Cat

noun:

1. Someone who comes and goes without invitation or announcement.

2. Someone who only comes around when they need something.

1. "He told me he needed help than just stopped replying. Than we talked and he was like nothing even happened. I don't even care, he's just my outdoor cat."

2. "I gotta bring this guy some food, he's not my outdoor cat but he's my cousins outdoor cat... so i kinda have to help out."

Outdoor Cat by JoesLittle February 25, 2017