Failing At Life
Failing At Life by Jess S-J May 27, 2008
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bag-life
A term used when talking about the awkward, unsly person in a group (usually a gang) that always gets caught/arrested/beaten up. Kind of the fool of the group.
1. Ahh Stephane Bag-lifed it again, i ain't makin bail for that foo again.
2. Bag-Life you faggot, just run with the cuffs on, we're late!
2. Bag-Life you faggot, just run with the cuffs on, we're late!
bag-life by Lord Maxage May 13, 2005
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Nothing but life support for a pussy
Nothing but life support for a pussy by The Fury 13 October 22, 2010
spice up your life
A sexual term... Mostly used as a substitute for intercourse. Mainly used by virgins or socially awkward people.
spice up your life by zthekiller90 December 21, 2014
Half-Life 2
Sequel to the most linear shooter ever. (you know f(x)=x)
Seriously, this game is too fucking linear.
Example:
You have a crowbar (gun "1"), it takes out enemy "A" (first enemy encountered) with realtive ease.
Enemy "B" comes along, the crowbar does not work well against enemy "B"...
So you find gun "2", it is effective at killing enemy "B" and anything lower than enemy "B"...
Enemy "C" comes along and the process repeats until you get some god-like gun that kills everything.
Great A.I.?
My ass...
The A.I. is dumb as shit, if the fucking thing sees you it will stay still wherever it is and shoot at you no matter where you go or what gun it has.
If you want insane A.I. give HALO 2 in legendary a spin, THAT is good A.I.
Its does have good graphics, but I still prefer the Unreal Engine 2 (UT2K4), its more flexible and powerful.
However, no one gives a shit about graphics if the game sucks ass. (except fanboys and graphics whores).
I'm not saying this is a bad game, but from a gameplay stance, this is piss poor. Truly good gameplay resembles TLG's System Shock 2. This game dissapoints, just like the first.
Seriously, this game is too fucking linear.
Example:
You have a crowbar (gun "1"), it takes out enemy "A" (first enemy encountered) with realtive ease.
Enemy "B" comes along, the crowbar does not work well against enemy "B"...
So you find gun "2", it is effective at killing enemy "B" and anything lower than enemy "B"...
Enemy "C" comes along and the process repeats until you get some god-like gun that kills everything.
Great A.I.?
My ass...
The A.I. is dumb as shit, if the fucking thing sees you it will stay still wherever it is and shoot at you no matter where you go or what gun it has.
If you want insane A.I. give HALO 2 in legendary a spin, THAT is good A.I.
Its does have good graphics, but I still prefer the Unreal Engine 2 (UT2K4), its more flexible and powerful.
However, no one gives a shit about graphics if the game sucks ass. (except fanboys and graphics whores).
I'm not saying this is a bad game, but from a gameplay stance, this is piss poor. Truly good gameplay resembles TLG's System Shock 2. This game dissapoints, just like the first.
"OMGZOR!!!111 N00B ITS GOT AMAZIN PHISIKS AN SHYT!one!1 AND TEH GRAVTY GUN ROXORS LMAO ILL PWN JOO!!!111oneone HL2 IS GAWD!"
~ HL fanboy, the worst kind
~ HL fanboy, the worst kind
Half-Life 2 by Chad March 16, 2005
Circle of life
Two men engaging in anal sex where the giver is giving the receiver a reacharound and the receiver is giving the giver a thumbaround.
Circle of life by sprayk July 29, 2010
quarter life crisis
a. like a mid-life crisis, except it usually occurs around the age of 20, or a quarter of the way through your life
b. said the awesome song "why georgia" by John Mayer
b. said the awesome song "why georgia" by John Mayer
quarter life crisis by orangeness May 12, 2004