Dick Mop 

Usually a tall guy with a lot of hair on his head parted down the middle.

Guys yells "are you in line or just standing here"?!

Fuck off dick mop!!

Dick Mop by The Hogg Molly October 31, 2013

dick hole 

when you don't know whether to call someone a dick or an asshole in a fit of rage

Guy: dude I banged your girl

Guy 2: you're such a dick hole

dick hole by phunkmaster2000 December 2, 2013

dick hipster 

A person who has sucked dick before he was told to or it was cool.

Person 1: Wow man go suck a dick!
Person 2: I already did! HAH!!
Person 1: Geez, you're a dick hipster.

dick hipster by The true Dick hipster December 13, 2013

dick vampire 

A person who sucks dick obsessively like a vampire sucks blood.

She is such a dick vampire.

dick vampire by #malatto May 29, 2014

dick limpet 

A Dick Limpet is a cocksucker of epic proportions. Likened to the small molluscs that stick to rocks and are about as easy to remove as a priest from a choirboy in the confession box. Best used to describe a brown noser in the office or someone who is generally a complete penis.

"There goes Cedric into the boss's office...again..."
"Yea that guy is such a dick limpet"

dick limpet by Numnutz October 1, 2014

Dick Itches 

an expretion used to vent when something goes wrong. A synonym of "ah fuck" or "son of a bitch"

Dick itches! I'm out of cigerettes

Dick Itches by Half in the bag hick October 29, 2014

dick concussion 

To get a concussion from sucking too much dick

John: wheres your bitch?
Zach: at home with a dick concussion, she gave me 11 hickeys last night
John: wow

dick concussion by righteousconsumption November 12, 2014