Often found on internet porn sites, and most notably, ChatRoulette, Dick Looping or any variation of the sort is the repetition of cock in any form, be it masturbation or not, being replayed infinitely.
That computer? I only loop dick on that computer. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I am looping dick all day, every day with that one.
If I stop dick looping, my heart stops beating, witch means noone is seeing any looping cock.
The US Postal Service takes off holidays and Sundays. I do not. I am looping dick on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Easter. Every Sunday, yes sir, I loop cock.
Im always on ChatRoulette looping dick for the world to see.
If I stop dick looping, my heart stops beating, witch means noone is seeing any looping cock.
The US Postal Service takes off holidays and Sundays. I do not. I am looping dick on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Easter. Every Sunday, yes sir, I loop cock.
Im always on ChatRoulette looping dick for the world to see.
by Sheeit!! March 10, 2010
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Police Officers, asshole managers, republicans,etc.......
Ben(line cook): Hey Dave, I finished all the cleanup and everything looks good, can I go now, my wife is in labor at the hospital.
Dave(manager): Well, that's great but I'm going to need you to detail the fryer machine too......that would be great, thanks.
Ben: You're such a fuckin' piece of dick jerky Dave. I QUIT!!
Ben(line cook): Hey Dave, I finished all the cleanup and everything looks good, can I go now, my wife is in labor at the hospital.
Dave(manager): Well, that's great but I'm going to need you to detail the fryer machine too......that would be great, thanks.
Ben: You're such a fuckin' piece of dick jerky Dave. I QUIT!!
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1)After 10 shots of Jose Cuervo and 5 glasses of scotch on the rocks, Mark ended up as a puddle-of-dick last night.
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